You must be up The North?
£6 just for battered fish hereabouts
(Which is incidentally a piece of mushy, flavourless tat)
You have to dig another 2 quid deeper if you want chips with it. Mushy peas also? Another quid.
Now we’re at £9 for fish chips n peas. It’s at this point I usually realise that for the same price I can purchase an excellent freshly prepared curry cooked to my taste.
Going back to the chippy – the portions are, to be fair, big enough to share for two, so if you like bland sloppy tat then that works out at £4 each for a couple to jointly celebrate the demise of the great fish supper.
Ah well, it’s all fattening if eaten regularly. I try and wait and save instead for those rare times we pass a good fish n chip shop, then go crazy with the fish and peas and everything!