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  • stradl8r
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    had a few beers with a mate after collge and he said to me that you can put a light bulb in your mouth but cant get it out. i thought he was talking shit so when i went home i tried it and he was right for a change and now its stuck and cant get it out. its 1 of the old style 100w 1s that are now banned. its not my lips that are the problem i can open them wider but my teeth are catching it and i dont want to work it to hard incase it smashes its been over an hour now and my jaws are cramping and aching how can i get it out i cant go to hospital looking like this

    hugor
    Member

    πŸ˜†
    hilarious

    Premier Icon muddydwarf
    Subscriber

    He’s back…

    sunnrider
    Member

    That made me spit out pizza.

    UR TRLNG IZ SARACING

    Kevevs
    Member

    lol! wtf! haha. I have no solution to your specific problem.

    Premier Icon Cougar
    Subscriber

    It’s an old trick. The solution is to use the bulb’s bayonet fitting to stick the loose end up your mate’s arse. That’ll give you the purchase you need to remove it.

    You had a lucky escape though; those screw thread ones are a lot harder to plug in.

    Neil F
    Member

    Was there no a guy that ate light bulbs once?
    Anyway….. .a half decent pic of said problem would be grea………… I mean would perhaps enable us to assist you in your predicament. πŸ˜†

    toys19
    Member

    This is the internet equivalent of arson.

    Premier Icon Cougar
    Subscriber

    Was there no a guy that ate light bulbs once?

    Monsieur Mange-tout.

    stradl8r
    Member

    im not stupid enough to post a photo these things can spread and id never live it down

    looks like ill need to go down the hospital then. i cant drive either cos of the beers and cant phone cos i cant talk so im gonna have to walk there πŸ™

    crikey
    Member

    Where did you buy the light bulb from?

    Saw a dentist eat a lightbulb once.

    mcmoonter
    Member

    Post of the week!

    Google is your friend, but its always worth posting here first.
    http://izismile.com/2011/08/23/a_light_bulb_in_the_mouth_howtoremove_instruction_6_pics.html

    Lady Gresley
    Member

    I wonder how many others will now try that???

    Where did you buy the light bulb from?

    He went in to a shop, tried the bulb to see if he liked it, and then went and bought it online. Coz it wuz cheepa, innit.

    After all, it’s all about being selfish, isn’t it?

    muddodger
    Member

    What tyres for removing a light bulb?

    Kevevs
    Member

    I think I love you stradl8r hahaha!

    jedi
    Member

    a snooker ball is the same

    nealglover
    Member

    I get mine from Steve’s Bestsellers in Chrisp St market.

    3 for a pound.

    (apparently) :mrgreen:

    fenred
    Member

    I know a naughty story about a lady, a snooker ball and a trip to hossy …won’t repeat it on-line though as likely to get baynd!!

    atlaz
    Member

    Put it on pastebin and link to it. Much safer.

    Kevevs
    Member

    πŸ˜† nealglover

    Squidlord
    Member

    Lady Gresley – Member
    I wonder how many others will now try that???

    Can’t stop giggling at the idea of A&E departments round the country filling up tonight with people with light bulbs stuck in their gobs.

    shindiggy
    Member

    Just saw this via a link on facebook, comedy gold.

    steffybhoy
    Member

    Clicking HERE! and reading his name made me laugh.

    Pat ma groin!

    mcmoonter
    Member

    OP, we need an update. Did you go to A&E?

    atlaz
    Member

    Any OP update? Or do we fear he’s in hospital being repaired?

    argoose
    Member

    Please don’t make LIGHT of his predicament

    theflatboy
    Member

    it’s not true, but i wish it were. πŸ™

    though it’s quite the illuminating tale.

    brakes
    Member

    this is a shining example of the perils of alcohol.
    you’d think people would be more switched on.

    Herman Shake
    Member

    I think the OP’s led the way with this. Watt was he thinking? I think his ‘Edison back to front. Then again I’ve heard of dimmer things done with light bulbs.

    Troll-lolz?

    strad
    Member

    i tried to log in a couple of days ago i got this “You are banned from this forum for 8 years 1 months from now.
    You were banned because:

    (8 years and 1 month for this thread!)

    i went to hospital hidden by a scarf and some pen and paper to communicate, felt a total tool at the reception desk. after waiting a bit was taken to a room and nurse had a look and a poke about then a doctor came and did the same. they werent getting anywhere and werent wanting to force it too much and resorted to google and the top result was this thread. thanks to mcmoonter for the link an adapted version of that method worked and no cut tongue or nothing. ill probably get banned again with this new name now despite never abusing any 1 or swearing or posting porn but thats the update for those that were interested, id probably have needed to change username anyway to get away from being the knob who got a lightbulb stuck in his mouth.

    khani
    Member

    πŸ˜† LOL!! πŸ˜†

    Gary_M
    Member

    looks like ill need to go down the hospital then

    With an banned light bulb in your mouth? Thats asking for trouble, the staff will have to report it.

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