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  • Universal Truths?!
  • ThePinkster
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    Million to one chances happen nine times out of ten – Terry Pratchett.

    The bigger a company gets the more managers it has to manage the managers. But never more workers to do the work.

    kormoran
    Free Member

    You can only piss with the cock you’ve got

    sirromj
    Free Member

    As parents of young children, only occasionally will you not have a cold or some other bug. Rarer still will you all be free of such things.

    jamesoz
    Full Member

    It’ll only be a self wiper if you have plenty of bogroll.

    Cougar
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    Opinions are like arseholes, everyone’s got one.

    No, that’s penises.

    It’s fine to have one, it’s fine to be proud of it even. But it’s not cool to ram it down someone else’s throat unsolicited.

    sirromj
    Free Member

    Don’t you mean stick it in someone’s ear?

    RustySpanner
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    neilthewheel
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    You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

    Stanley : Well, if you caught a fish, and whoever you sold it to, they wouldn’t have to pay for it. Then, the profits would, they’d go to the fish, if, eh, if you could, if you caught…

    Oliver : I know exactly what you mean.

    whatgoesup
    Full Member

    Any given forum thread will have at least one w***** posting nonesense

    ajantom
    Full Member

    You’ll always have too many bike tyres, but not the actual width, diameter, or compound that you need right now.

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    whatgoesup
    Free Member
    Any given forum thread will have at least one w***** posting nonesense

    Any child, of any age, will like this:

    cookeaa
    Full Member

    No, that’s penises.

    You sure? not everyone has one of those, only about half of our species in fact…

    Both are valid enough truths, mine was just slightly truer 😉

    Cougar
    Full Member

    Well, no, but most of the ones that don’t can get as many as they like.

    burntembers
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    In the main people are agreeable and amenable when a situation is going their way. How one reacts to disruption, disagreement and hardship shows more of their measure.

    It is healthy to question and dissect perceived truths and doctrines, but too much scepticism and cynicism can be a barrier to understanding.

    The world would be a better place if everyone danced like no one was watching at least once a week.

    The older I get the more I appreciate comfortable clothes.

    fazzini
    Full Member

    The older I get the more I appreciate comfortable clothes.

    Amen Brother/Sister

    edhornby
    Full Member

    life is too short to drink cheap nasty beer
    [edit] the above rule has no correlation or causality to the flat roof pub principle

    Sandwich
    Full Member

    life is too short to drink cheap nasty beer

    Or coffee, wine and whiskey.

    There’s always time for cake/steak bake/sausage roll.

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