£60ish of beer, due to be delivered on Thursday, was delivered today when i am ~70 miles away at head office…..

It has also been left, “behind your gate”

I live on a terrace house, with no gate, or fence or anything appropriate like that you could leave beer behind….

So, when I get home (probably about 11pm) will it

a) have been delivered to a neighbour

b) left outside the house and still there

c) nowhere to be seen

d) nowhere to be seen, but a load of drunk teenagers vomit on my doorstep

where do you live ? i’ll pop round and ‘take care’ of it for you.

“actual” image from outside my house right now:

** bah doesn’t seem to work… never mind