BMWs are equipped with awesome visual technology that enables indicators when within sight of an MoT Symbol, then disables them as soon as the car leaves the garage. Contrary to popular belief, it’s not because the driver is a bit of a dick.
Speed limits don’t apply to Audis, apart from the crappy little ones in which case the speed limit is actually half what the sign says it is
People who live in cities and never get further away from the city centre than an out of town shopping centre really do need a Range Rover.
Dundee Council do actually know what they’re doing