Deep purple were the first heavy metal band to beat Gary Kasparov at chess. True. Fact.

Oranges are actually the only fruit, everything else is a vegetable.

If you laid out Bill Wurbenicks bladder flat it would cover an area the size of Wales. True. Fact.

Durian is native to Borneo fact. 😀

Second hand Van Nicholas Ti Tuareg 27.5 650B frames are worth £990.

Oranges are actually the only fruit, everything else is a vegetable.

… apart from coconuts

Diana supposed “Princess of Wales” and “Queen of Hearts” was actually English and had never even been to Midlothian.

Lance Armstrong was the first man on the dark side of the moon.

All of the platinum that has been mined, would only fill an Olympic swimming pool up to your ankles if melted. (Give or take as not all ankles are the same height)

Sick! Bicycles deliver on thier promises.

We send the EU £350 a week

All of the platinum that has been mined, would only fill an Olympic swimming pool up to your ankles if melted. (Give or take as not all ankles are the same height)

I’d image the size and shape of ankles would be quite variable in a 1,768 °C paddling pool. 🙂

Garth Merengi is one of the few people you’ll meet who’s written more books than they’ve read.

If you tick the Remember log in details box on Singletrack, you never ever have to log in again.

Shimano brakes don’t squeal. True story.

Oranges are actually the only fruit, everything else is a vegetable.

Or tomatoes

Water is wet

Except dehydrated water

Peanuts aren’t nuts.

French bats are bald

I’d image the size and shape of ankles would be quite variable in a 1,768 °C paddling pool. 🙂

If you can’t stand the heat…

Tour de France cyclists, during a typical sprint finish, are going so fast they could ride upside down on the ceiling of a tunnel and not fall off.

If you ever get stuck in a lift ensure that you do so with a member of the Institute of advanced Motoring, they’ll have been in the SAS or some shit so will be able to rescue you AND give you lots and lots of the benefit of their experience.

French people go: “haw-hee-haw-hee-haw”.

If you film coatamundis walking and play it backwards then they look like tiny herbivore dinosaurs.

The inventor of The Internet, went into cyberspace and has never been seen since.

Pandas eat leaves and shoot blanks

The conversion factor for Imperial to Metric length measurements is off, 8 inches is only around 140cm.

The movie Tron is based on a real story. See Dez’s fact up there!

The mode of transportation commonly known as the bicycle has two wheels.

Becoming a sexagenarian isn’t as much fun as you thought it would be…

Colour was invented in 1956 the psychedelic 60’s were caused by people getting overexcited by the new fangled colours.

The Queen (of England) only drinks swans milk. Fact.

HOmosexuals cannot whistle*

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.* according to James Bond

Earwax contains a complex community of microorganisms that is individual to the ear that produced it. This can be used to identify an individual from a trace sample of their earwax, much in the same way as a fingerprint.

Introducing the earwax of another individual to your own ears creates a completely new bacterial signature, so criminals will routinely share cotton wool buds to prevent their earwax from being used to identify them. It is for this reason that earwax profiling has never been used as extensively as fingerprinting by the police service.

Crayons were invented in 1956 by a Swiss engineer named Gustav Binners.

All cats are grey.

There’s no such thing as a seagull.

You can tell a real duck from a fake one because one of its legs are both the same

Chuck Norris is a wimpy sissy. All that internets stuff about him is made up.