… now lie bleeding like shot horses, motionless and without breath, despite constant attempts to flog life into them…

Well as this place has a 2hr attention span, it's to be expected.

what tyres for exhausted topics?

…..anything by ro and bloody single speed events 😯

Helmets, Politics, Religion, gypsies, London, Hifi, Dating tips.

Hit the North 😀

magicshine lights, north V south, hardtails v sussers, aluminium v steel, carbon is crap, dead people on bikes………….

tubeless V tube
456 V everything else

Dating tips has plenty of milage left in it!

Helmets
Energy drinks
Prius green credentials

Helmets/TJ.

I don't think I've ever been forgiven for starting a topic about bottom bracket facing (I was new!), so stick that in.

Also, What Animal for Marriage topics.

The one that goes along the lines of "I sped past a load of roadies on my full suss bike….", or indeed any thread where a fat middle aged MTBer doesn't understand road cycling.

I try to exhaust the topic of trailquesting, but nobody else seems interested. 😥

That's cos trailquesting is lame 🙂

Blimey Charley, I agree with mr woppit!

SS components
Brake pad life
HT2 BB life
Dog walkers / walkers / horse riders
Trailcentres vs natural riding
Fox forks reliability

iPods

Jesus and his angels looking over Mr Woppit whilst he sleeps?

oh, and who drinks the nichest beer.

Dogs on MTB trails

Trail Centres are lame.
Trailquesting is for real men who aren't afraid of getting mauled to death by foxes or falling off the edge of the world if they stray from the waymarked route.

What's trailquesting? <dons fireproof jacket>

Orienteering on mountain bikes. http://www.midlandtrailquests.co.uk/

Walts.

And as newb, WTF was the pwned with bombers thread all about….

Nah, just need a bimbo attention-whore to resurrect them. 🙄

julianwilson – Member

Jesus and his angels looking over Mr Woppit whilst he sleeps?

But hopefully, not whilst I'm masturbating.

Trailquesting is for real men who aren't afraid of getting mauled to death by foxes or falling off the edge of the world if they stray from the waymarked route

I've trailquested. It was like a Polaris but really easy. Great if you want to have to keep interrupting your ride to check a map 🙂

Have you left me with anything to talk about?

Dogs on or near trails.
Pictures of On One bikes.
Kylie.
Chainreaction/Wiggle slow delivery times.

The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

Ecclesiastes 1:9

The best car for x thousand pounds.

Have we done threads yet that start with "Have we done….x…yet?" yet?

dammit, too late.

Elfinsafety – Member
The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

Ecclesiastes 1:9

Yeah. Like, er, aeroplanes or er, ice cream. Brain surgery. Central heating…

Mac vs PC? overbiked vs rigid singlespeed etc?

topics about topics being over exhausted! 😐

move along there, you have all been here too long, make way for some newbies 😆

Yeah. Like, er, aeroplanes or er, ice cream. Brain surgery. Central heating…

I just knew you'd not be able to resist that one!

Hook, line and sinker. 😀

Hey paw, I caught me a Woppit!

Thow it back son, it ain't no use to us. It just don't taste right.

Dissonant post-event ego gratification syndrome.

Cabbages.

Quite nutritious.