- Toilet etiquette again. Your thoughts….
Our traps at work are proper “room within a room” jobbies – full height walls and tiled, so once your in and settled all is good, bar the rather bright acoustic.
Answering phonecalls whilst in there is usually quite funny.
“Hi this is Jon”
“Oh, hello. <<pause>> Where are you? You sound a bit strange”
“On the bog”
“……Oh. Ummm. Ahem. <<deep embarassment>> Do you want me to call you back….?”
“Nah, Carry GNNNNNNNN *Splosh* on. Whats *PARP* up.”
Amazing how the caller can get straight to the point after that…Posted 5 years ago
Number 1 = ok to talk.
Number 2 = Not ok. Silence.
These are the rules.
no wonder this country is on it’s knees
number 1 = whateverPosted 5 years ago
number 2 = whatever
jodrell bank = where appropriate, exercise caution to ensure that person on the other end of the phone doesn’t knowingly make a cameo appearance in your fantasyjonah tontoMember
after spending an extended period of time in the remotest corners of the atlas mountain i have learned to crap absolutely anywhere.
once you have decided that the goat herding kids are just going to follow you around until you soil yourself you just have to get on with it and squat down while they watch and discuss, while trying to engage you in conversation even though they know you dont have a common language.Posted 5 years ago
this is what happens if kids dont get to watch tv was my conclusionCountZeroMember
IanMunro – Member
Same at my one. I also wish they’d make a phone with a camera in the top of it, so when they’re shuffling along staring at their phones, they’d get advanced warning that they are about to walk into someone.
As one might expect, there’s an app for that! 😆Posted 5 years ago
Oh, great thread, BTW!
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