It’s Faf de Klerk, right?

That is uncanny.

I bloody love a bit of consistency.

I provided words and the photo not just a url.

So to celebrate our Tory council they have finally opened a M&S in North Northumberland.

We’ve had a Tory council and M&S in North Northumberland for years.

We’ve had a Tory council and M&S in North Northumberland for years.

Berwick doesn’t count. It doesn’t know what country it’s in.

Even the Morrisons thinks it Scottish.

Even the Morrisons thinks it Scottish.

Depends solely on Irn Bru sales figures

Berwick doesn’t count. It doesn’t know what country it’s in.

Good point.

I see the new colin has made the tabloids today.

Is he going on Love Island?

If Berwick was confident about being in Scotland it surely would be Berwick-upon-Tartan.

Confession: Cannot stop eating the cola-flavoured Colin the Caterpillars until the bag is empty…

Is he going on Love Island?

Apparently he’s gone through some sort of metamorphosis and become terrifying, I would link but frankly I refuse to point traffic to the sun, express et al. Google works though.

Confession: Cannot stop eating the cola-flavoured Colin the Caterpillars until the bag is empty…

That’s not a confession, unless it’s a bulk 25kg bag, in that case though it’s as much an achievement as anything.