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  • Today I met a celebrity…
  • Premier Icon Drac
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    Colin!

    No autograph though

    globalti
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    Which one is Colin then?

    Premier Icon Drac
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    The one with a face like a cake.

    Premier Icon somafunk
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    ?…dont get it?

    johndoh
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    ^ Clue, he’s at M&S

    Premier Icon somafunk
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    Still nope?, don’t think I’ve been to an M&S in the past 20years so still confused

    Edit . is it something to do with a football mascot?

    Premier Icon maccruiskeen
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    I met one too – in Poundstretcher

    Premier Icon Gaz.dick
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    Hungry Hungry caterpillar?

    Premier Icon kayak23
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    I’ve never heard of it either. I have heard of Google however.

    Premier Icon martinhutch
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    Is that the new paramedic uniform?

    Premier Icon tomhoward
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    Google ‘M&S Colin the caterpillar’

    Was Connie there?

    Premier Icon maccruiskeen
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    so still confused

    M&S make a gummy, vegetarian-friendly chewy sweet called Colin because it looks just like Scotroutes

    Premier Icon maccruiskeen
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    Meanwhile Kayak found his picture while browsing Lovehoney

    Premier Icon somafunk
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    Ah…… so its a cake in the shape of a caterpillar and M&S have a caterpillar mascot.

    So who’s the celebrity?

    johndoh
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    So who’s the celebrity?

    I am. Get Me Out Of Here.

    Premier Icon bearnecessities
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    So who’s the celebrity?

    Norwich City’s new star goalkeeper.

    Premier Icon maccruiskeen
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    So who’s the celebrity?

    thats what we have to guess – they’re inside the costume.

    My money is on Natalie Cole

    Premier Icon tomhoward
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    So who’s the celebrity?

    The chap inside is Martin Roberts from ‘Homes Under The Hammer’

    Premier Icon Drac
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    I take it most of you have never given your kids the ultimate birthday cake?

    The chap inside is Martin Roberts from ‘Homes Under The Hammer’

    Ah! So what incidental music would be played?

    Premier Icon dangeourbrain
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    thats what we have to guess – they’re inside the costume.

    Maybe it peirs Morgan and that’s actually a ****erpillar

    Premier Icon tomhoward
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    Ah! So what incidental music would be played?

    Premier Icon weeksy
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    take it most of you have never given your kids the ultimate birthday cake?

    It’s traditional in our house that not only does our boy get a Colin, but so do me and the wife.
    We even took one in the car to Bologna hiding it between the suitcases.

    Premier Icon Drac
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    Haha! Good choice Tom.

    So who’s the celebrity?

    Robert Smith?

    johndoh
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    Robert Smith?

    I see what you did there

    Premier Icon bruneep
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    Colin!

    thought it was going to be onion 🙁

    Premier Icon scuttler
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    I’d only recognise it if the coloured spots had been peeled from its back by a bunch of five year olds. Which sounds frikkin horrid….

    Premier Icon Drac
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    😂

    MarkBrewer
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    I’ve just had to google it as I didn’t have a clue who Colin the Caterpillar was.

    “Colin the Caterpillar” is a chocolate roll cake sold by British store Marks & Spencer. More than 7 million cakes have been sold since it was introduced in 1990

    I would have been 10 when it came out so does that mean my parents have kept it from me all these years and robbed me of my childhood? Suppose it is M & S though so maybe it was only a thing for posh kids 😂

    Premier Icon Drac
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    You’ve been deprived it was a treat even for poor kids.

    Premier Icon maccruiskeen
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    Its not too late to put yourself up for adoption.

    Premier Icon metalheart
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    Is it just me or am I only one who is surprised to see how drac looks?

    Is that the magic iPad (but disguised as a sheaf of papers) clutched to their bosoms?

    Premier Icon maccruiskeen
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    I don’t want to know what he’s clutching with the other hand

    I don’t want to know what he’s clutching with the other hand

    His Caterpillar.

    Premier Icon Pik n Mix
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    Get back to me when you meet Percy. Colin is a proper little prick, the amount of arguments that his face must have created across the land.

    Premier Icon tomhoward
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    I would have been 10 when it came out so does that mean my parents have kept it from me all these years and robbed me of my childhood?

    Yes. In a bid to hold on to my youth, I have a Colin every year. Looking forward to March so I can indulge, aged 35.

    Premier Icon Drac
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    His Caterpillar.

    My butterfly didn’t want it flapping around in the wind.

    Premier Icon Poopscoop
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    This thread brings to mind the movie Sex Drive.😁

    hols2
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    It’s Faf de Klerk, right?

    null

    Premier Icon slackalice
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    I bloody love a bit of consistency. 😉

    https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/look-at-what-mcdonalds-has-done-to-this-country/

    And before I’m ‘modded’ with “irony”… 🤣

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