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  • Top cyclist murdered on TV…
  • Poopscoop
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    …. In Midsomer Murders.

    A question though!

    He was on rollers, giving it some…. and the murderer shoved a spanner into the front wheels spokes.

    He then flew through the air, otb style.

    Surely on rollers that wouldn’t happen, as he had no forward momentum???

    What do you think?

    legend
    Free Member

    Sounds like the cyclist was at fault

    simondbarnes
    Full Member

    Is this like the aeroplane on a treadmill question?

    Poopscoop
    Full Member

    No,I reckon this one is simpler. Probably.

    torsoinalake
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    Should have got him with a car. £60 and 3 points. Sorted.

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    Is this one of those annoying Peloton adverts?

    molgrips
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    He wouldn’t have gone anywhere. I’ve fallen of rollers before, you barely move.

    sirromj
    Full Member

    Maybe the rollers were attached to a big flywheel.

    Poopscoop
    Full Member

    With a spanner in your front wheel?!😳

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    Maybe the rollers were attached to a big flywheel.

    Not needed. The planet is rotating already. The spanner stopped the globe…

    jim25
    Full Member

    I New a girl once that didn’t believe the clouds were being blown around by wind. She was adamant that the clouds stayed still and the earth spins around them “like the moon”

    icarus
    Free Member

    Midsummer murders in shite storyline shock! Imagine that.

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Hiviz and a helmet?

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    Has someone uploaded the head cam content yet?

    kayak23
    Full Member

    He wouldn’t have gone anywhere. I’ve fallen of rollers before, you barely move.

    Not entirely true. I fell off mine the first session and went sprawling over the wheelie bin I was using to help keep me upright and a few feet forwards then onto the ground. 😂

    greyspoke
    Free Member

    A bit of momentum in the front wheel. And some in the rollers, which will pull the front wheel back when the “brake” is applied. So the bike would get punted off the rollers backwards and the rear wheel would go up in the air a bit.

    convert
    Full Member

    I feel we need a lab test of this to be sure. Sadly I only own a turbo, not rollers so can’t help. Molgrips – you appear to own some rollers – take one for the team?

    antigee
    Full Member

    with the right tyres he’d have been ok

    thecaptain
    Free Member

    Good example of the difference between murder and attempted murder there – if the cyclist had survived, there’s no way the latter charge would have stuck.

    Bez
    Full Member

    A spanner in the spokes is probably a charge of “careless maintenance” at most.

    weeksy
    Full Member

    HOw did he not notice someone sneak up on him from in front ?

    DezB
    Free Member

    I think you would die. The back wheel drives the front roller, right? So if you stopped the front wheel suddenly, the front roller would propel you forward.. I watched this to get an idea

    (on 2X speed, cos it’s bloody boring)
    At no time does dork (his words, not mine) touch his front brake – cos he’d go otb! And die!

    butcher
    Full Member

    Bike would indeed be projected backwards, simulating the same forces that would be present if you were moving.

    The difference however, is it would only move 2 inches before it slips off the roller and stops dead, most probably preventing you from going over the bars – unless you were in some kind of Caleb Ewan extreme sprint position.

    antigee
    Full Member

    ^^^^

    At no time does dork (his words, not mine) touch his front brake

    at about 15secs the teen voice over is “Dad you are such a dork” regular for many of us … but wow no way that set up should be on STW…looked close and nothing out of place..bewildering

    DezB
    Free Member

    at about 15secs the teen voice over is “Dad you are such a dork”

    Excellent! I watched with no sound so didn’t hear that 😆

    squirrelking
    Free Member

    What a badass, riding with no hands….

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