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I’m calling fowl there Rusty !

No that one’s a great tit

You see, if you really try a topic can go way off course even without Tanjent Jeremy

Actually that’s a lovely picture of a glorious c***!

My son asked me what the difference was between a shag and a cormorant.

I said: “Well, one’s a diving sea bird.’.

Think you cooked your goose with that post wwwas.

You could say he was a bit of a turkey.

why did the turkey cross the road?

to show he wasn’t a chicken.