So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said, ‘You’ve been promoted. ‘And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said, ‘You’ve been promoted again. ‘And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said, ‘you’re managing director. ‘And I went into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said, ‘ What happened to you?’ And I said, ‘I careered off the road.