This afternoon I've learned an important lesson.

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  • This afternoon I've learned an important lesson.
  • Premier Icon The Pinkster
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    Don’t use a touch screen phone immediately after eating an iced bun. The mess is horrific.

    I can highly recommend M&S Rhubarb and Custard iced buns though, they’re quite delish!

    So what have you learned today?

    mikewsmith
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    Moderate the wasabi

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    Windows 8.1 needs 1.8 gigabytes of updates, directly after downloading from Microsoft Volume Licensing and installing. πŸ˜•

    muddy9mtb
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    using veet for somewhere never intended ”amazon veet review”

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    Windows 8.1 needs 1.8 gigabytes of updates

    Good job people with volume licences tend not to have capped broadband πŸ™‚

    Onzadog
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    That house buying is a horrible process fraught with pitfalls, people wanting money for nothing and decisions to make which could have financially devestating consequences.

    mikewsmith
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    Oh and as a follow on Japanese is not the place to go when you are hungry unless you are on expenses

    Premier Icon Cougar
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    Good job people with volume licences tend not to have capped broadband

    … and use standard desktop images and WSUS servers.

    Premier Icon MoreCashThanDash
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    M&S Rhubarb and Custard iced buns

    I’ve made a mental note of the buns, not fussed about my touch screen. That’s what replaceable screen covers are for.

    mogrim
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    I’ve made a mental note of the buns, not fussed about my touch screen. That’s what replaceable screen covers are for.

    And waterproof phones you can just stick under a tap πŸ™‚

    Premier Icon The Pinkster
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    muddy9mtb – Member
    using veet for somewhere never intended “amazon veet review”

    Did you learn the hard way, Muddy? πŸ˜‰
    πŸ˜† @ the phone comments. I normally CBA with screen protectors. May have changed my mind now…..

    z1ppy
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    1st time round the park with the dog & me on the bike, he seems to think it pretty good fun :mrgreen:

    I’ve made a mental note of the buns, not fussed about my touch screen. That’s what replaceable screen covers are for.

    You could put five or six on each morning, then in an F1 style tear one off each time you eat a sticky bun during the day. You could be the Lewis Hamilton of eating cake.

    Premier Icon MoreCashThanDash
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    You could be the Lewis Hamilton of eating cake.

    Many a true word spoken in jest!

    Or maybe a new username?

    Premier Icon Pik n Mix
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    I learnt that using the knife to cut your 4 year old niece’s cucumber with, after cutting scotch bonnets, has absolutely hilarious results.
    (I did wash the knife between uses)

    Premier Icon gofasterstripes
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    … that very large downloads seem to contain single bit errors which cause them to buggerup.

    Oh, and Chrysler needs to improve their security!

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK0SrxBC1xs[/video]

    Mackem
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    I learned not to assume that an on-line job application will let you change some of your answers 15 minutes later.

    Premier Icon gofasterstripes
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    Sex? “Yes please, LOL”

    …..tick tick tick…..

    “Oh hell!”

    Mackem
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    Ha! I wish that’s what I had done. Instead I made myself seem even duller than I actually am.

    whatnobeer
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    That if I’m going to go on a quick morning ride with 2000ft of climbing before work I a) need to eat more breakfast before I go and b) eat a lot more breakfast when I get back.

    Premier Icon gofasterstripes
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    Instead I made myself seem even duller than I actually am.

    Sex? “*sigh* Not in a decade.”

    …..tick tick tick…..

    “Oh hell!”???

    cheekyget
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    Always wash your hands after chopping chilli……don’t wait till after you have a wee……….!!!

    Mackem
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    Sex?
    What’s that?

    Even when conditions are perfect there’s no guarantee you’ll catch some Mackerel.

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    Good job people with volume licences tend not to have capped broadband
    … and use standard desktop images and WSUS servers.

    Or have access to CTXchange as a charity, 3mb broadband (capped) between 6 of us and no lockdown on desktop images… πŸ˜†

    Premier Icon MrOvershoot
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    I didn’t learn until I had done it 3 times and my shin was bleeding that the pedals on my 29er SS spin back very easily

    Premier Icon jimmy
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    I learned how to update the CEO’s sharepoint newsfeed email notification preferences using powershell. And also how much of a stink one “so-and-so is following you” email to said CEO can kick up. Talk about panic in a burning town.

    daftvader
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    Wear gloves when dying leather with professional dyes…

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