I had an average, but quite dull 1st day to my previous job… to commiserate, we had a takeaway which gave me food poisoning.
2nd day I had to run out of a meeting (which had been called to introduce me), then spent 30 minutes puking, crapping and sweating so badly I had to take my shirt off… thought I was going to pass out.
Went back to the meeting and then nearly passed out again. The nurse was called, and she had my lying on the floor with my feet up on a chair, at which point, I did actually black out, then lay on the floor shivering and shaking…
Got ambulanced to hospital and kept under observation for the evening due to crazily low blood pressure and nasty after effects of gastro enteritis.
I like to think I made an impression they won’t forget in a hurry 🙂
Dave