“I’m wearing (compression) tights under my jeans”

are they comfortable?

Nope. I just went and took them off.

Just the thong now then?

Heh 🙂 I went out to dinner with a friend wearing my compression tights under tight skinny jeans. 3 courses at my favourite Italian later, I had to take my compression tights off as the skinny jeans over the top was just too much!

PS, you are back now?

Not far off, some skimpy CK briefs that keep riding up my crack.

Not really Dirty… I’m someone else. Or I was going to be but they don’t let you have spaces in usernames anymore… how rubbish is that?!

“I’m wearing your compression tights under my jeans”

apparently it’s not a good idea to admit you are a homosexual if you are a premier club footballer!

“I’m wearing your jeans under his compression tights”

‘Ere TSY, sorry unrelated, but you seen this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01cywtq

research which suggests many of us could benefit from just three minutes of high intensity exercise a week.

research which suggests many of us could benefit from just three minutes of high intensity exercise a week.

better increase the effort in the bedroom then if i need to do 3 minutes a week!

Is that 3 more minutes of exercise? Meaning I can benefit by doing just 3 more minutes? What about if I do 6 more?

CK briefs that keep riding up my crack

it called a russian…..

better increase the effort in the bedroom then if i need to do 3 minutes a week!

You’ll never finish decorating it at that rate. Or are we talking about another sort of DIY?

So should I tell my colleagues I’ve got a Russian riding up my crack?

Cheers for that Debz. I’m going to smash it down the gym tonight then go and research with bottle of red.

DIY 🙂

That I post on a MTB forum

I speak to strange beardy men on the internet and meet them in forests in the dark for a good ride.

“that I’m wearing yo’ mama’s compression tights under your kid sister’s jeans”

TSY – had comp tights on the other day under a suit and there was a weird sound sitting down on a leather chair for a meeting!! Got them on now as well!!

But back to the OP – that you waste hours of company time and money posting on STW?

What is the porpoise of comp tights? Do they make you appear slimmer like the control pants ladeez wear?

What is the porpoise of comp tights? Do they make you appear slimmer ?

Dolphinately.

I’ve just ordered some cheap tights from Red Venom. I’ll wear them for work if you’re telling me it’s alright.

that I’m wearing yo’ mama’s compression tights under your kid sister’s jeans

ride a fixie by any chance? 😉

Weirdly not wearing compression tights but am wearing CK!

*hi fives pants buddy*

CK? I didn’t know Chris King made knickers. I must nip to Aspire Velotech and get some.

I didn’t know Chris King made knickers.

Extremely noisy, apparently

PARP!

Markie – Member

What is the porpoise of comp tights? Do they make you appear slimmer ?

Dolphinately.

😀

I didn’t know Chris King made knickers.
Extremely noisy, apparently
PARP!

But beautifully sealed and lubricated

Dolphinately.

But beautifully sealed

\o/

Was in the pub with a mate the other night. Some bloke I didn’t know says, “oh, hello!” to my mate and they start chatting.

When he leaves, I ask “oh, who was that then?” Mate says, “oh, he’s a neighbour, we meet in the woods most mornings.”

😯

Turns out, he’s a fellow dog-walker.

“I’m wearing her CK pants under his compression tights under your sister’s jeans.

And they chafe.”

its a russian because its rushin up yer….

Just this week in work the ‘Book Man’ arrived with a box full of reading matter and gifts for staff to buy/order. ‘Who the heck would want a folding shovel?’ my colleague asked.

😳 Mine’s broken too . . . 😳