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  • things you find on the trail
  • rocketman
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    When you say just before upper cliff, where exactly?

    You may have seen it in various positions near the start of the Upper Cliff climb

    mattzzzzzz
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    Not while on a bike but while out fishing the Trent at Newark I came across a bloke that had hung himself about a month before , luckily it was january otherwise I would have smelt him before I saw him, im still wary when out in woods on the bike that I may find similar- it never leaves you that sight

    bongo136
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    I love this thread, so interesting/freaky.

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    Drac
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    I found a dusty trail some months back, no I didn’t dream it I really did.

    jambalaya
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    Still not as scary as the foot long pink rubber c*ck we found in Castell Coch one night.

    Who is Castell Coch ?

    globalti
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    Riding once over The Coppice, a notorious dogging spot on a hill above Accrington with two lads from Cycle Chat. There’s the stone base of an old monument and bending over it was a ghastly chavvy fat bint with a backside like uncooked pastry, pants around her ankles and a young gentleman standing behind her pleasuring them both. As we cycled past, eyes averted in embarrassment, she turned around and screeched; “Eh you fookers, you comin’ over for some?”

    As we rode away down the hill we met two other young gentlemen walking up a few minutes apart, both looking shifty and guessed they were the next in line….. ugh!

    jambalaya
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    @globalti – that’s priceless

    Taff
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    Globati… that’s minging… how many of you are google mapping The Coppice?!

    Only ever seem to find porn mags, normally of the elder generation.

    hammy7272
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    On my local circuit there is this small wooden bridge at the bottom of quite a long steep hill over a stream in the woods. This girl was bent over with her fella behind giving her one! They saw me coming from a distance and then pretended to “hug”. I blasted past and shouted go on son! I looked behind and only the girl was smiling back! Fit aswell!

    dabble
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    I once found a phone. On a seperate ocassion I found a water bottle.

    Can’t believe no ones done this yet-

    “Oh yah man, i like, toadally found myself on the trails dude.”

    thisisnotaspoon
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    Like the OP I once found a zombie costume crucified between two trees accross the trail.

    Saw it from a distance at night and assumed it was just some signage reflecting my lights.

    Propperly shart myself!

    Didn’t help that there must have been hundreds of deer in the (fairly small) woods, so wherever I looked there were eyes staring back at me for the rest of the ride.

    Swinley give’s me the heebiejeebies at night on my own, especialy knwoing Broadmoor is just over the wall! Wasn’t there an STW’er in the woods the night Wolfman escaped?

    yunki
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    globalti
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    There are some weird people around, for sure.

    If it hadn’t been for Graham Kendrick and his mates messing everything up most of those superstitious types woud still be safely corralled in churches enjoying a bit of Latin gobbledegook and mystery.

    maccruiskeen
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    This girl was bent over with her fella behind giving her one! They saw me coming

    jekkyl
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    I think I’ve seen that bike on the monkey at Cannock. Is it a really old red rigid raleigh?
    I’ve only seen it once and when I cycled past it I imagined some fat chav bringing that thing all the way up to cannock to ride the trails then getting so p’ed off with it and his lack of fitness that he abandoned it half way round and walked back to his car.

    wilko1999
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    This place was on the market for £180K in Standish Woods near Stroud

    woody74
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    Guess what you would always find on the Porno trail in 50 Acre, Bristol? Loads of the things and it seemed frequently updated.

    Bloke with a parrot on this shoulder in Leigh Woods.

    Years back night riding in Leigh Woods came across a tramp camping in the woods. Scared the shit out of me as he glared through the trees. I made a very fast exit.

    Northwind
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    The crutches win it for me.

    rocketman
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    I think I’ve seen that bike on the monkey at Cannock. Is it a really old red rigid raleigh?

    Not sure what it is but right now it’s probably on eBay

    The crutches win it for me

    This Is Cannock

    🙂

    beaker
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    The oddest thing I ever found on a ride was six Gurkahs setting up their bivi’s on either side of the singletrack I was on….. I felt quite rude hammering past them.

    Scamper
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    Surprised no one has posted a pic of the various self help `shrines’ up at Cannock yet.

    scruff
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    I’ve not visited the Cannock Chase Hoisery shrine for a while.

    Saw proper Army guys looking for the IRA many years ago.

    Also watched a porn shoot, I guess we found it interesting but not as good as youd imagine.

    Plenty of grot inc German fetish DVDs.

    Mate found a slick-lips, reckoned he didnt try it.

    Pook
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    riding with Will in ambergate, a full on mediaeval recreation was a bit odd.

    lots of dogging too riding through various car parks in the sticks.

    jekkyl
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    self help shrines?? please elaborate?, I’ve been up there many times but never come( 😆 ) across anything like that, what you on about?

    will
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    Pook – Member
    riding with Will in ambergate, a full on mediaeval recreation was a bit odd.

    lots of dogging too riding through various car parks in the sticks.

    That was indeed rather odd. Happened across another medieval recreation group when I was in Oxford a week or so back.

    There is a Knicker tree in Blidworth woods. A famous dogging spot so often came “groups” always find it a little weird tbh.

    Kryton57
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    We’ve found a skull, and two of us cam across about 15 young ladies around a camp fire in school uniforms, erm “experimenting” in various positions.

    No we didn’t join in, just rode away quickly to avoid a “Lycra” moment.

    noteeth
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    a full on mediaeval recreation was a bit odd

    I remember passing thru some kind of saxons versus normans affair. One of them was obviously designated as safety officer: at his cry of ‘cyclist coming through’ all hostilities ceased & there was a clatter of fallen weaponry. The geekery was off-the-scale (i.e. approaching mountain biker levels).

    I rode through a Casualty shoot in Leigh Woods one night – a bunch of ambulances, arc lights & misc emergency types, with people screaming at me to stay clear. I work for the NHS, and – for a moment – I still thought it was the real thing. 😳

    zingrock
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    Rode through a Merlin shoot once in Ashridge/ ivinghoe beacon 🙂 Me and my cousin were riding a footpath in the hills near chequers when none other than the prime minister David Cameron happened to be out for a stroll with a few casually dressed body guards! We quickly pulled of the path and let him walk past with a smile and a wave 🙂

    MostlyBalanced
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    BMW photoshoot for the (then) new 3 series.

    Scamper
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    Self help shrine = a selection of ladies underwear, specialist magazines and a home made swing seat in the trees 😯

    Pigface
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    In Wentwood some WW2 re enactment people, seeing SS soldiers with machine guns was a bit weird, also in Wentwood two fat men pleasuring each other in a Fiat Panda, that was darkly funny.

    andrewy
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    So I was mincing along this morning thinking ‘my rides are so dull, I never see any werewolves / false teeth / fosilised boobs’ when I came across this 🙂

    philfive
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    Riding once over The Coppice, a notorious dogging spot on a hill above Accrington with two lads from Cycle Chat. There’s the stone base of an old monument and bending over it was a ghastly chavvy fat bint with a backside like uncooked pastry, pants around her ankles and a young gentleman standing behind her pleasuring them both. As we cycled past, eyes averted in embarrassment, she turned around and screeched; “Eh you fookers, you comin’ over for some?”

    As we rode away down the hill we met two other young gentlemen walking up a few minutes apart, both looking shifty and guessed they were the next in line….. ugh!

    I never knew Coppice was a dogging spot, kings highway is but not there.

    although i’ll pop up this week for a look as i live next to it 😀

    philfive
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    I’ve seen a couple.

    a woman giving some bloke a “happy ending” next to anglezarke Res

    and i came across a wizard, a warrior and soemthing that could of been an Orc in some woods near Darwen 😀

    nick1962
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    and i came across a wizard, a warrior and soemthing that could of been an Orc in some woods near Darwen

    Whatever turns you on phil…..

    househusband
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    Several years ago, in the middle of nowhere – several miles north of Callander:

    DoctorRad
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    …when I came across this

    Bloody hell, someone’s abandoned a Carrera in the woods…!

    bigbloke
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    Have come across some of those dubious live roleplay types in Woburn doing dungeons n dragon things in costumes, funny.

    andrewy
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    Do you mind! It’s a Genesis 8)

    labsey
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    Never found anything as good as these but this is a cracking thread.

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