I saw a Freddie mercury lookalike, complete with leather cap and trousers being a mono-sexual in bournemouth. You know what I mean.
He was not expecting to be lit up by a speeding bike with lights.
I heard that one group in north Wales came a cross a man with a video camera on one side of the trail, and his wife stretched out on a fur coat the other side . They whizzed through. The whole group probably made it into their special home movie.