that **** who insists on sitting in the alotted seat number on their ticket on an otherwise empty train, even if it means sitting next to me or asking me to move!
Could be that they know the train is going to get busy at the next stop and don’t want to move again?
Conversely, people who put their bags on the seat on a moderately busy train in the belief that it’ll stop someone sitting next to them. It won’t, because I sit there solely to piss them off.
Crisp eaters on trains. Actually, anyone who eats crisps outside of their own home generally.
People who clink their cutlery against the plate.
“Enthusiastic eaters” – you know, they enjoy the food so much they almost throw it into their mouths.
Slow walkers.
People whose football team is their entire identity (they’ll often use “we” in this regard).
Brexiteers.