Things you find completely incomprehensible…

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  • Things you find completely incomprehensible…
  • Premier Icon binners
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    Not astrophysics ‘n stuff. Or wimminz

    But things where you think ‘why on earth would anyone even do that?’

    Five Live have given over their entire days coverage to…. golf. Listening to golf on the radio? All day? Seriously…? Why? Why would anyone do that?

    Your nominations for things totally beyond your comprehension please…

    Premier Icon duncancallum
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    Wigan

    Specifically the one way system

    Premier Icon njee20
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    Eating tuna.

    warrend
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    Pans that aren’t non-stick

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    Five Live have given over their entire days coverage to…. golf.

    Yet Radio 4’s coverage of a Scrabble game was brilliant…

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    Love island. My other half and kids watch it religiously. All three are intelligent individuals, yet they seem obsessed with this abomination of a program.

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    Grapefruit. It mucks up medicine, no amount of sugar can fix it, causes problems in cocktails and punches. It’s like a decent orange has been injected with headlice lotion.

    Watching the TdF live.
    Watching 5 day tests live.
    ‘Eating’ Huel.
    Smoking cigars.
    Living in London.

    MrSparkle
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    Greggs. I mean, why?? ;0)

    Ro5ey
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    Smoking and tattoos but mainly prawn cocktail crisps

    globalti
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    Kids being damaged by social media. Why can’t they just turn the damned things off?

    wordnumb
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    Ties.
    Wear one if you like but don’t insist others should.

    Magnets

    witchcraft I tell you!

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    #bloody cyclists
    So you have a group of people who voluntarily choose a method of transport that free up road space, lessens pollution, makes themselves healthier etc etc. Then you have another group who would happily see them regulated off the road? Because of what? And where will they go, it makes no rational sense.

    And weirdly its only Anglophone countries that seem to have this attitude.

    philjunior
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    People who buy non stick pans. Why would you want something that lasts 5 minutes and leaves chips of plastic all over your food, stops you from using proper utensils on it etc?
    Stainless with nice thick conductor sandwich base please.

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    Rabid Social Media. Everyone’s entitled to a voice, but the vitriol some people carry around with them is very disturbing.

    Local Planning Rules. Different rules for different postcodes. Planning committees made up of staunch MAWCB’s with nothing better to do than dish out “no” to people they don’t know, nor care about, all because they feel some need to push their ill gotten power onto others.

    JLR. Awful shitty vulgar vehicles bought by the same type of people.

    Modern Banking. Seemless transactions and virtual payments controlled by expansive algorithms not fit for purpose.

    Corporate Director merry-go-round. 5 Senior Directors in 12mths makes for instability and uncertainty.

    Project Fear. A whole political ethos for keeping the unwashed voting for you, The washed betrayed by the cloud of “it might be you….”

    Trump
    ITV
    The M6 gantry signs telling you the M6 toll is clear, if course it is clear, you have to pay to use it! I need to know about the main M6, not the toll

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    Heavy metal. Grown-ups listening to songs about raping and monsters and whatever other silly things they sing about with the same voice and guitar sounds they always used.
    (and there is no point responding, cos I still won’t get it) 😆

    tjagain
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    Other people! I mean WTF is going on in their heads?

    TheBrick
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    Ties.
    Wear one if you like but don’t insist others should.

    Ties are like religion. They should not be forced on others.

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    Kids being damaged by social media. Why can’t they just turn the damned things off?

    Purely because of this……old people. Wittering on about ‘the youth’ and how technology is doing damage since forever.

    mjsmke
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    People watching other people watch TV.
    Football.
    Very loud people with no consideration for others.
    People that don’t understand when you just don’t want to do something.
    Pushy people.

    plus one
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    Pineapple on pizza 🙁

    piha
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    Farage

    Just don’t get me started…….

    And all other populist politicians.

    footflaps
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    Pineapple on pizza 🙁

    Does go well with Ham….

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    Ties.
    Wear one if you like but don’t insist others should.

    Listen I want to dress like a 17th Century Croatian Mercenary and I bloody will. Don’t embarrass me by not joining in.

    scruff
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    Parked cars blocking pavements.
    Traffic lights turning green for no oncoming cars and red for oncoming cars.
    People at work talking to me about football golf and cricket.
    People assuming you didn’t ride your bike into work due to the rain.
    Swans.
    Brexit.

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    Using the same memes on every post.

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    Swans.

    You clearly haven’t eaten one

    ads678
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    Riding or driving stupidly loud motorbikes or cars and revving them so they are even louder when you go under a bridge!! Just **** off!

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    Using the same memes on every post.

    Don’t tell Joe Cocker.

    Chicken on pizza
    Chicken with pasta
    The amount of salt in gammon
    Ready made mashed potato
    Auto-feed strimmers
    Urdu
    Pugs
    Timpson’s not being equipped to adjust my watch bracelet

    munrobiker
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    Anyone that votes for a right wing political party – Conservatives, UKIP, Brexit Party. I just can’t fathom such selfishness and ignorance.

    701arvn
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    Religion; make some stuff up and try to give it legitimacy by saying it’s the word of God.

    What the point? Why not just acknowledge that right and wrong is just the arbitrary consensus groups of people acknowledge in order to live together in some semblance of order.

    And Superdry, obviously.

    +1 JLR

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    People who wear fleeces, jumpers and/or jackets in hot weather.

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    Another, I forgot to add it in my post above..

    Yappy Fashion Dogs. Pointlessly, pointless. Just like their owners.

    scotroutes
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    Folk who throw banana skins on the ground.

    Folk who cycle too fast round blind corners. There might be banana skins!!

    scotroutes
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    Yappy Fashion Dogs. Pointlessly, pointless. Just like their owners.

    Dogs. All of them. If you don’t need one for work.

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