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  • Jamie
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    I imagine they’ll end up doing bird.

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    please delete the internet.

    Premier Icon boxelder
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    The worst jokes are dessert related – or ‘a meringue’?

    twoniner
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    Oh god 😆

    Jamie
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    I think this thread has scone* off course.

    *50% of people will not get this joke.

    Premier Icon paulosoxo
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    This calls for the Wu-Tang Flan.

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    The worst jokes are dessert related – or ‘a meringue’?

    No, you’re reet.

    Jamie
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    I think I saw Wu-Tang-Flan. They were supported by LL Brûlée.

    Premier Icon chrisdw
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    And if its not bad enough; someone keeps adding topsoil to my allotment.

    The plot thickens…

    Premier Icon dannybgoode
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    That’s nowt. Pizza Hut just down the road they found one of the waiters dead – The body was covered in tomato sauce, mozzarella, ham, pineapple etc.

    Police reckon he topped himself…

    Cheers

    Danny B

    B.A.Nana
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    In celeb news:
    Peter Cushion and Whoopi Goldberg are to marry, She’ll be Whoopi Cushion.

    Premier Icon dannybgoode
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    And a bloke round the corner from us drowned in a bowl of muesli – he was pulled under by a strong currant…

    Premier Icon theotherjonv
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    Peter Cushion and Whoopi Goldberg are to marry, She’ll be Whoopi Cushion.

    Peter Cushing, you **** 🙂

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    Police have a suspect in custardy.

    warton
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    This calls for the Wu-Tang Flan.

    Beautiful.

    Premier Icon ononeorange
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    These threads are why I cherries stw so much.

    Hopefully, it ‘s not about to crumble though.

    Premier Icon zippykona
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    Just read about a Red Indian who was trying for the tea drinking record.
    He had to call off the attempt early and this morning tragically, was found dead in his tee pee.

    ChrisA66
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    Just heard that Skid Row and Richard Marx are writing an album together, as are Dire Straits and Chris Rea. Probably be sh1t though.

    dannyh
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    How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?

    Answer. Two, one to change the bulb and the other to hold his cock, errrrrrr I mean ladder

    With apologies to whoever posted than on here a couple of years back.

    Still gets a laugh in the right company.

    A shopper went wild in Tesco, sprayed Domestos all over the fruit ‘n’ veg aisles

    Got done for bleach of the peach

    csb
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    hahahahaha Karinofnine is the winner

    TrekEX8
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    Robbers broke in to our local police station and stole the toilets.

    Police investigating, but have nothing to go on.

    loughor
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    A snail walked into a police station to report he’d been mugged by a tortoise. When asked if he’d got a description, he replied, no it all happened so quick

    TrekEX8
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    Rang Dial-a-Pizza and asked for a thin and crusty supreme.

    They sent out Dian Ross..

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    My friend was seeing a contortionist, but she broke it off last week. He was bound over to keep the peace. He was going to sue, but they said it wouldnt stand up in court.
    Sorry

    cheekyboy
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    Police have thwarted a terrorist attack at Chester Zoo

    A Police spokesman said

    ” We have shot 2 gorillas and freed 2 ostriches ”

    ruminant
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    Two dogs in a field, one says “bark woof meow” other one says “meow?” First one says “Yeah I’m learning a foreign language”

    Badum tish, I thank you

    wordnumb
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    What the eccles going on here?

    Premier Icon dannybgoode
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    Bill and Ben were in the bath.

    Bill farted and Ben replied Half Past Nine

    Cheers

    Danny B

    doh
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    ^^ wu tang flan is the winner ^^

    police arrested two men, one for drinking battery acid another for eating fireworks.
    they charged one and let the other off.

    mightymule
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    I’m sorry but I think this thread is a trifle silly.

    anono
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    I find the OP a trifle unbelievable – let’s not egg him on…….we should really be pudding all this behind us now.

    khani
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    A horse walks past two cows in the pub and one cow says to the other..
    ‘Bleedin illegal ingredients, coming over here stealin our jobs’…

    Premier Icon colp
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    Just heard on the news a tanker carrying red paint crashed into another carrying blue paint – apparently 500 sailors have been marooned.

    Premier Icon grtdkad
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    I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.

    Premier Icon grtdkad
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    Dyslexic man walks into a bra

    IGMC

    Gary_C
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    Two goldfish in a tank, one of them says ‘how do you drive this bloody thing ?’

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    If anyone on this thread has been on the John Bishop thread slagging him off, you should be ashamed of yourselves! 😆

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    I saw a man stealing my gate yesterday but I didn’t say anything incase he took a fence

    Premier Icon jamj1974
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    Very puerile but…

    What do you call a man with a really small willy?

    Justin…

    A horse goes into a pub

    The barman says “Why the long face?”

    Come on, think about it, it’s not very far from being food is it? 🙂

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    If Ambrosia get burgled again the CEO has stated that there will be no more Mr Rice Guy

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    Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin Swimming Baths have announced they will be closing Lanes 7 & 8.

    dabble
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    Two fish sat on a perch, one says to the other “can you smell fish?”

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