He’s been here since I got home from a little pootle earlier. He was polite, really nice in fact, how I’d want my son to be if he was visiting a ladies house. It’s all a masquerade isn’t it and I need to throw home out the door fresh prince style right now don’t I?
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a little poodle

Don’t distract us from the really sordid story! 😆

How old is your daughter? The answer is probably.

Kill him with fire!

Little poodle? Is that different to a miniature poodle?
Anyway, I believe the appropriate thing to do is to clean your shotgun in a wing-backed armchair, muttering indistinctly.

I never want a daughter.

Anyway, I believe the appropriate thing to do is to clean your shotgun in a wing-backed armchair, muttering indistinctly.

^This^

Have a word with the wife, she’ll tell what girls were up to at that age. I’ll tell you what boys were up to too, if you were a late starter, that is. 😉
Anyway, this poodle? 😛

At the very least you need to be walking up and down the stairs loudly every 5 minutes. Actually make that every 3 2

You’re probably too late now anyway.

It’s the boy at the breakfast table you want to worry about…

You should cup him when he comes out. He’ll not return

Don’t spend too long polishing the shotgun or she’ll be polishing his 😉

It is weird. The first time my son brought his girlfriend home they spent most of the time in his bedroom (both aged 14). I was unsure how to feel about it. I think (probably naively) that they were happy to have some space away from us and on their own.

It is the time to have frank, open conversations about everything (if you have not had them already).

They are still together (he turned 16 today) and they spend most of their time in his bedroom (apart from when they want feeding).

Hum, not sure my 3 daughters where allowed boys in the bedroom, certainly not before their later teens 17 / 18 ?

We can see the stealth edit…..

I’d say it would be amusing if the lad read STW, but we all know that no-one under the age of 35 does.

Seriously, bollocks to the drunken ‘shotgun drama queens’ on here tonight!

At that age, what is in your mind? Ok, grab the pitchforks 😆

I’d say it would be amusing if the lad read STW, but we all know that no-one under the age of 35 does.

I’m 22, but then again I do get told I’m an old man occasionally

Suggest the last 5 letters of the title probably need removed now…… 😀

I’d say it would be amusing if the lad read STW,

He’d be a truely sad git if he was reading STW right now

Don’t worry, apparently kids don’t do fingering these days.

They are probably just banging and streaming live to their friends on the webcam.

Suggest the last 5 letters of the title probably need removed now……

😀

I think there are going to be some STW’ers, accompanying Ms Wrigtyson Jr gentleman friend, under the patio he’s currently digging out the base for.

Ask if you can borrow his bike?

He’d be a truely sad git if he was reading STW right now

Imagining the scene where the OP’s daughter is frustratedly waiting for the BF to finish his point on the EU or Jeremy Corbyn thread.

Only if the OP is from Norfolk

He’d be a truely sad git if he was reading STW right now

Nah…we’re cool. Right?

would you be so concerned if your daughter was a lesbian tendencies or if it was a gay son with a boy as a freind in their room.

Its 2017 not the 1920,s

Or, funnyily enough 🙄

You could be a total and utter drama queen about it, and ask the opinion of drunken strangers, without giving all the details, on a website forum of their opinion! 😯

Back in the day, this sort of thing wasn’t a problem.

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would you be so concerned if your daughter was a lesbian tendencies or if it was a gay son with a boy as a freind in their room.

Its 2017 not the 1920,s

In which one of those scenarios is his daughter already preggers?

You started this post 28 minutes ago, he has been sleeping for the last 26 minutes whilst you’re daughter is waiting for him to tell her that he loves her

Given the ease of access to prolific amounts of Internet grot, you would probably be better off getting her some swimming goggles rather than worrying about birth control.

Sorry, but Jamie has the right suggestion.

Get out in the yard and start digging that visitor size hole in the ground.

Frank 😀

I take it we’re just assumin she has Netflix? Don’t think you can have “chill” without it these days

Quality Tag!

Given the ease of access to prolific amounts of Internet grot, you would probably be better off getting her some swimming goggles rather than worrying about birth control.

If she’s seen the Donald Trump videos it’s him that needs the goggles.

One of these would come in handy ?

Don’t think you can have “chill” without it these days

Or “chilli”, if you’re Neil and Susan Carter.