The stupid things other people say to you
Bit more complicated than though? uphill/downhill is a bit irrelevant compared to the tidal currents, and out in the open ocean, I’d have thoguth it wouldn’t make much difference, as it’s a larger scale version of bobbing up and down in the waves, with the wave moving far more than the actual water?
clicky piccy:Posted 4 years agooldnpastitSubscriber
Apparently the Greenland and Antarctic ice sheets are thick enough to exert enough gravitational pull to affect sea level. When/if they all melt, this will stop, resulting in bigger sea level rises in some parts of the world, and smaller rises in others, than you would otherwise expect.Posted 4 years agodan86Member
I work in a bike shop, nothing fancy, from £100 cheapy MTBS to just over a grand..
We get allsorts, some understandably as we dont exactly attract the high end users, some just plain stupid!
*who’d spend £200 on a bike?*
*whats the difference between a £90 bike and a £3000 bike?*
*Don’t you have anything cheaper than £100? It’s just to ride 10 miles to work on every day*
*Hi, do you sell outer tubes?* (that’ll be a tyre, then?)
*Do you sell ball barians? My cranks all wobbly*
The list is endless, as you probably know if you’ve worked in a bike shop 😀Posted 4 years agobelugabobMember
The local Nissan garage, after having my Micra in for five days:
“Well, the diagnostic computers are saying that nothing’s wrong. But we know something’s wrong, because it won’t start”.
Nothing wrong with a Nissan Micra that won’t start – in fact, there’s everything right about that situation 😉Posted 4 years agoglupton1976Member
Cardiff has an outdoor velodrome at a local leisure centre which also has a pool. I turn up at the kiosk dressed in full on lycra, helmet, biking shades, cycling gloves, the lot, and no bag carrying alternative kit. A bit tired of having to ask for a ticket for the velodrome this time I just hand the girl a fiver. She looks at me for a second and said ‘Swim, is it?’
Haha – trolled.Posted 4 years agomuppetWranglerMember
My neighbour is a driving instructor. He just pointed to the new vinyl graphics on the side of his car and said proudly “My son designed that”. Only problem is, it looks shit, it’s a poor idea, poorly executed and includes a picture of a car that could have been drawn and coloured in by a 5 year old. His son is 18.
So it was me that had to say the stupid thing… “Nice work. You must be very pleased with it”
I feel cheap.Posted 4 years agoMrs ToastMember
Nothing wrong with a Nissan Micra that won’t start – in fact, there’s everything right about that situation
I loved the way it handled, I was less keen on the fact something went wrong on it every couple of months. Four starter motors in three years, wiper rack needing replacing, numerous electronic problems, EGR valve… it eventually gave up the ghost and was scrapped at the age of 5, just over 72,000 miles on the clock. :/
Renault dealership on not being able to diagnose our car not starting via the computer diagnostics, ‘next time it doesn’t start bring it in’ how, should I just pop it in a carrier bag and walk?
I didn’t realise the 2003-onwards Micras were secretly Renaults. It certainly explained a lot. -_-Posted 4 years agotinybitsMember
Along similar work lines then:
PM: How long will this take you?
Me: Well there’s a huge number of variables, it could take me about a week but depending on what I find out when I start it it could take me a day or a month. I don’t really want to give a definite answer.
PM: Ok. Soo.. how long will it take?
Me: I really don’t know yet.
PM: Right. So, how long will it take?
Me: FFS. Ok if you have to put a number down put three weeks for contingengy
PM: That’s too long
Me: So why are you even asking me then? What do you want to put down?
PM: How about.. a week?
Me: Fine, a week then
One week later:
PM: Where is it?
Me: Well I’ve uncovered a load of issues, so it’s not done yet.
PM: But you said you’d have it done in a week.
Now this is a daily occurance where I work, only I’m the one doing the asking. The way I look at it, someone is paid not only to get through the job, but also have the experience to say ‘this’ll take normally 3 weeks, but if it’s as simple as possible, 1 week, and if I have to start from scratch, 5 weeks”. If you’re not capable of that, bye bye….Posted 4 years ago
The way I look at it, someone is paid not only to get through the job, but also have the experience to say ‘this’ll take normally 3 weeks, but if it’s as simple as possible, 1 week, and if I have to start from scratch, 5 weeks
That’s great, but that only works if you have all the information you need and full exposure of all the issues. If you’re not capable of understanding that then.. well.. it’d be byebye if I were in charge. Pig headed PMs who can’t be bothered to listen to their staff shouldn’t resort to bullying them instead.
It’s precisely because I have a large amount of experience that I can forsee many possible problems and what THEY in turn might take to solve.
There are two kinds of PM – those who work for their team and get them what they need to do their job; and those who work for their own managers whipping the team.
Guess which one works out better?
In the above scenario, the good PM’s I’ve worked with will ask about the various different scenarios and on what they depend. So they can present a thorough report on the risks and their impacts to the management. Of course, that’s extra work, as they have to learn about the issues and figure out how to phrase it and set it all out clearly for a decision. Bad ones are lazy, they just want to put a number in MS Project and will batter you until they get one.
Writing software is not like building a wall. You can’t say one man can lay X bricks an hour so if we have Y men and need Z bricks it’ll take z/(y*x). It’s just not like that any more.Posted 4 years agobearnecessitiesSubscriber
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Date: Wed, 21 Aug 2013 23:56:49 -0700 From: <Email address removed in line with eBay policy> To: <Email address removed in line with eBay policyPosted 4 years agoscuzzMember
“…to be fair,”
SHUT UP. SHUT UP NOW. You’re not interested in fairness, you just finally realised how to phrase the point you thought of half way through my sentence and didn’t bother to listen to the rest of what I was saying, using ‘to be fair’ as the universal “It’s my turn to talk now but I can’t retort to your actual points because that would mean being able to think and listen at the same time” phrase.
I’m on to the lot of you.Posted 4 years agoCountZeroMember
The one that always has me doing the eye-rollie thing is what I’m at a gig at a small venue, waiting for the doors to open, so I can go in. There’s almost inevitably one, sometimes several, members of the local brains trust who wander up, look at the line of twenty or thirty people queued up, walk up to the door and push at it, then look at those of us right at the front, and ask if the doors have opened yet.Posted 4 years ago
“There’s a bunch of us, standing here, in the cold, when we could be inside, in the warm, with a drink. What do you think?”
Seriously, how do mammals that slow possess respiratory functions? 🙄steviedSubscriber
I could probably write a book containing all of the stupid things my wife has said but the favourite is:Posted 4 years ago
One dusk, sitting on the bench outside the house having a bifter, I spotted a bat flitting around the garden.
Me “Ooh, a bat”
Her “Can’t be a bat, must’ve been a bird”
Me “Why can’t it have been a bat?”
Her “Because bats only live in Transylvania, durr!!”
I’m on a roll now. A couple from my many years with the Air Cadets.
Cadet: What is for tea tonight Sir?
Mr: We have made a roast, choice of Chicken, Beef or Pork
Cadet: What is the difference?
Cadet: What is for tea tonight Sir?Posted 4 years ago
Me: Beef Stew
Cadet: I don’t like that, is there anything else?
Me: Yes, you can have beef in gravy with carrots and potatoes
Cadet: Great, thanks
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