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  • The Magnificent Seven….remake
  • Premier Icon mrsfry
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    Why! Why would anyone want to do this! What the heck are they thinking
    It’s blooming sacrilege.

    Burn them all with melted cheese.

    [video]https://youtu.be/deSRpSn8Pyk[/video]

    I’m feeling very emotional about this 🙁

    Premier Icon choppersquad
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    No.
    Just no.

    Premier Icon mt
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    It not right.

    Why not do a remake of Carry on Cowboy

    Premier Icon anagallis_arvensis
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    Looks like a croc of shit, original is one of my all time favs…..

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    I’ll buy that, but only when it is in the £2 section at Tesco.

    Premier Icon senor j
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    I do like a bit of Denzel though….

    Premier Icon mrsfry
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    senor j Hand in your membership and leave by the nearest exit

    Premier Icon vondally
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    The director is antoine fubar….sorry fuqua……gonna to be dire

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    Magnificent Seven was a remake – what if they’d thought the same ?

    Premier Icon mrsfry
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    But it wasn’t a remake of the Japanese version ‘Seven Samurai’
    MS is a western which should not be touched.

    Premier Icon Rubber_Buccaneer
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    The (sort of) original is ancient. The Three Amigos was an excellent remake but even that was a while ago, time for a refreshed version for sure

    Premier Icon shermer75
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    It’s got the Vinny Jones hallmark of quality

    Premier Icon shermer75
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    Everyone knows that this is the best remake

    [video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qiiRLde9WSk[/video]

    Premier Icon mrlebowski
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    Could be brilliant, could be bloody awful.

    I’ll certainly keep an eye on it.

    Premier Icon slowoldman
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    On the basis that the Magnificent Seven was an updated remake of The Seven Samurai, a further remake should be a political thriller called G7.

    Premier Icon CheesybeanZ
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    No Will Smith – I’m in .

    Premier Icon Pook
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    Battle Beyond the Stars has both John Boy Walton and Hannibal Smith. Winner.

    Premier Icon jimjam
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    mrsfry

    But it wasn’t a remake of the Japanese version ‘Seven Samurai’
    MS is a western which should not be touched.

    Yes, it was a remake of Seven Samurai. An inferior remake at that. Don’t even bother arguing that point.

    mrsfry

    Why! Why would anyone want to do this! What the heck are they thinking
    It’s blooming sacrilege.

    They are probably thinking that it’s a good story but today’s audiences won’t relate to the characters, don’t know the actors and won’t go see the original. Similar logic to why Sturges remade Seven Samurai.

    Premier Icon IdleJon
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    Where are the Mexicans?

    And what’s Robin Hood doing dressed up as a pantomime Injun?*

    Looks great – explosions, cliched dialogue, gunplay – what more does a Western need?

    😆

    *am I allowed to say Injun these days? Apologies if not, ma’am. <tips hat, saunters off moodily into sunset>

    Premier Icon IdleJon
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    I just said to my wife that they are remaking The Magnificen Seven. She stopped, thought, and asked “That was Enid Blyton, wasn’t it?”

    🙄

    😆

    Premier Icon JAG
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    The original movie was a subtle exploration of morality and right and wrong.

    This remake looks like a Denzel Washington ‘vehicle’ with lot’s of guns, explosions and very angry people hyping the story to the max’…

    … in other words modern bollocks.

    I too am “very emotional” 👿

    Premier Icon monkeychild
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    Needz moar clichez

    Premier Icon johndoh
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    It looks bobbins.

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