Life is maths

At last STWers.

Stop all that worrying and fasting.
Leave Strava and all those turbo sessions.
You don’t need to spend all that money on gadgets,just write out that simple equation and things will be fine 🙂

Women require time and money.

Women = time x money

As the proverb goes, “time is money.”

time = money

Therefore,

women = money x money

women = (money)^2

We also know that money is the root of all evil. Substituting:

women = (SQRT(evil))^2

Which proves mathematically that,

women = evil

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. –Charles Dickens

still think thats a much simpler way of saying it 😉

What if the women are helping a trials rider make money,
does that make the trials rider evil by association ? 🙂