You are all wrong. The Ulster Fry is the correct answer

All fried in the same pan in lard
Sausage
Bacon
Eggs
Soda Farl
Potato Farl (a thicker tattie scone)
Black pudding
White pudding
Tomato

None of this beans, hash brown crap.

And a mug of Thompson’s tea

Here’s how to do it, ignore the fancy oil bit

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/life/recipes/how-to-cook-the-perfect-ulster-fry-29962910.html

Lard? Boak 🤢🤢🤢

This morning I had:
2 x mug of coffee
2 x slurps of apple juice
2 x chilli & tomato sausages from butcher
1 x poached egg
mushrooms (regular closed cup because that’s what we had)
2 x bacon (back unsmoked today)
baked beans (shop brand)
1.5 x slice of toast
1 x cheap advent calender chocolate
Mild French mustard (moutarde mi forte – strong according to google translate)

Vegan eggs, heard it all now.

Fruit pudding is essentially suet with raisins. Also nobody specified English so get it up yez.

You are all wrong. The Ulster Fry is the correct answer

That’s just a full English but you seem to have swapped delicious fried bread with an inferior substitute and some left over mashed potato.

And a mug of Thompson’s tea

From the world famous plantations of Enniskillen, no doubt?

Two Rashers Collar bacon rind on ,
Cumberland Sausage ,(part of a Ring)
Black Pudding,
White Pudding,
Fried Bread 1 slice,
Fried eggs x2,
Mushrooms n tomatoe,
1slice fresh bread for moping up.
Lge pot of tea Lyons or PG.

Brown sauce HP

This thread has just inspired my brunch!

Flat white
2xLincolnshire sausages
2xthick unsmoked bacon
Scrambled Eggs
Fried chilli mushrooms

I’m salivating just cooking it!

Nice to see devilled kidneys get a mention, though it’s years since I’ve had them.

Vegan eggs, heard it all now.

If that was mine, it was ‘veggan’, ie eats a plant diet except for eggs from the hens and ducks in a few neighbouring gardens. Weirdo! I try to buy her proper eggs but she kicks off. Reminding me of a piggan I knew who when presented with a bean or green would refuse! He literally lived on bread, bacon with the odd tomato from a tin. All liquids were either alcohol or caffeine.

Takes all sorts…

I used to love a big fry up but never seem to bother anymore. I am happy with 2 or 3 things from the list.
Best breakie ever was Irish Pub in Amsterdam after an all weekend bender – giant oval plate with the works including two types of pudding, potatoes, eggs and the most enormous munchies.