Two decent quality sausages, fried long and low.
Two or three rashers of streaky bacon (not bothered about smoked vs unsmoked), fried crispy.
Two eggs, fried or poached, runny yolks, obvs.
Some good tomatoes, halved and roasted in the oven with olive oil, salt and pepper – you need a bit of sharpness to cut all that fat.
Some big fat mushrooms, sliced thick and fried in butter, bit of garlic doesn’t hurt, handful of chopped parsley and a squeeze of lemon (sharpness again) to finish.
Tattie scones, fried. If it’s boxing day, I’ll usually fry it in goose or duck fat for extra looooooxury.
Black Pudding, fried.
Condiments? I like a nice fruity hot sauce. Brown sauce in a pinch.
Drinks – Coffee before, tea during sounds about right to me.
Ommissions: Not a huge fan of square sausage, but maybe I just haven’t found a good one. Most just look like you took a pig and grated it snout-first. Fried bread? Yeah…nah…