The breakfast fry up is the single greatest meal ever invented. This much we can all agree on. However, the exact contents are where the fighting begins, surely!

For me…
Bacon. Obviously
Sausages. More than one.
Black pudding.
Grilled or baked tomatoes.
Fried bread.
Fried eggs. Occasionally scrambled, I must admit.
Hash browns.

Black pudding
Beans
Sausages
Scrambled eggs
Toast
Lorne sausage
Fried bread
Hash browns
Huge pot of tea
Glass of orange juice

No, there is no fight.
You do seem to have accidentally included tomatoes though. But I can palm those off to other people so I don’t really care.

Bacon 2
Sausage (Cumberland)
Black pudding
Mushroom
Potato farl
Plum tomatoes
Poached eggs 2
Ace 8

haggis has to be there. smashed avo should not

All of the above but with a slice of Haggis

Edit – 11s too slow

Oh aye, brown sauce and a slice of white toast for operation moppy bread

2 bacon
2 sausage Gf
2 Gf bread fried slice
Tinned tomatoes
Grilled Tomato
2 eggs fried
Black pudding Gf
Hash Browns Gf
Tea
Orange Juice

Tattie scone needs to be added to the list.

If you want to go really oldskool then Ulster Fry

All the above + staffs oatcake with cheese.

And espresso just before and a mug of tea with.

Well obviously it can be varied according to mood but I generally go
Bacon
Sausage
Mushrooms
Fried egg
Beans
Tomatoes
Fried bread
Plenty of good white bread (ideally sourdough) for mopping up.

Fruit juice to start
Much tea.

Bubble and squeak needs to be added for a proper fry up.

What is this mushroom and tomatoes nonsense, it’s not a salad!

No preferences on the bacon choice? Smoked Back for me!
This is making me want a fry-up!
RM.

All of the above. Tomatoes are variable. Can’t stand some mildly warmed tinned tomatoes, bleurgh. But a nice big tomatoes, cut in half and done on the griddle in the bacon fat is ace. Oh and generally fried or poached eggs over scrambled. And obviously both red and brown sauce, plus some English mustard for the sausages. Hmmm I’ve not had a fryup for ages, I’m salivating.

Links
Lorne
Bacon
Black Pudding
Fruit pudding
Tattie scone
Hash brown
Mushrooms
Tomato (proper or tinned plum, can thank my dad’s navy days for that)
Egg
Beans
Roll
Tea

I could eat that 3 times a day. But I’d be dead

Slightly controversial from me

Multiple sausages
Scrambled egg
Hash Browns
Mushrooms
Black Pud
Spam
Spaghetti hoops in lieu of beans
Fried white bread/eggy bread

OJ

A note/clarification re the lack of bacon. It’s not that I don’t like it, I just prefer it in a sandwich.

Hash browns – are you a septic?

Got to have tattie scones and perhaps some clootie dumpling on there as well.

Hoops??!

I’m actually a fan of veggie breakfasts these days but am not going to try that. So;

Bacon (thick cut, crispy grilled fat)
One thick, coarse sausage
Fried egg
Beans (on granary toast)
Mushrooms
Sautéed potatoes
HP sauce
Tea

+ Toast and jam until stuffed.

No preferences on the bacon choice?

What is understood doesn’t need to be discussed.

+haggis (slice)

eggs should be poached (any old how, just not fried)

no to tomatoes.  Should never be seen in a fry up

Bacon
Sausages
(Both grilled)
2 poached eggs.
Grilled tomato.
Bury black pudding.
Beans.
Mushrooms.
Toast.
Fried bread.

Hash browns? Saute potatoes?
If you come from Power Cable Missouri, perhaps, but not in Burnley.

It’s not right and besides, you’ll be having chips for dinner and tea.

2 Organic Pork Sausages (from the farm)

2 Hash Browns (made from veg, onions, potatoes and cloves from the farm garden)

Beans from a Heinz tin..

Thats it..

Unless you add 2 pints of steaming hot coffee..

Can’t stand grilled anything, tomatoes are vile and sour..

As for black pudding, well you have to be a certain type of vampire to eat blood 😩

I’m not fighting; it’s all* good**

*assuming nobody’s stoopid enough to include mushrooms or tomatoes
(** I’d give away the hash browns too, but that’s fine)

Bacon. Obviously
Sausages. More than one.
Black pudding.
Grilled or baked tomatoes.
Fried bread.
Fried eggs. Occasionally scrambled, I must admit.
Hash browns.

Beans! Beans! You’re missing the beans! Care must then be exercised, using the sausage wall to keep the bean sauce and the runny egg yolk separate. so I guess:
Eggs, fried
Bacon, 2 rashers minimum
Sausages. Should be of the herbed/ regional variety – I’d generally suggest Lincolnshire. At a push, generic pink will do, but on no occasion can it be undercooked.
Baked beans. On the plate, not in a little bowl.
Fried or grilled tomatoes
Mushrooms, done in butter.
Toast or fried bread.
Orange juice to stay healthy.

The Murican fry-up isn’t bad – pancakes instead of beans and sausage; bacon so crispy it pings everywhere when you try to fork it. Whipped butter and maple syrup. But it’s no full English.

tons fave meal.

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The Murican fry-up isn’t bad – pancakes instead of beans and sausage; bacon so crispy it pings everywhere when you try to fork it. Whipped butter and maple syrup.

Except American food doesn’t taste of anything, pancakes are for pancake day and maple syrup was originally Canada’s answer to KY Jelly.

This made me laugh.

Links – eh? Wotdat?
Lorne – double eh? Wotdattoo?
Bacon – I know what that is
Black Pudding – that too
Fruit pudding – treble eh? Is that Malt Loaf? Fried? Boiled? Poached?
Tattie scone – quadrupled eh? Do you put jam on first or cream?
Hash brown – yip
Mushrooms – yurp
Tomato (proper or tinned plum, can thank my dad’s navy days for that) – nope
Egg – organic or not?
Beans – Heinz? Eh?
Roll – in the hay? Why would you need a roll?
Tea – Darjeeling?

Can’t handle the beans, toms or mushrooms. So; going for 2 duck egg, 2 good quality sos, air dried bacon, black pudding, some toast and then white bread and butter to mop up egg yolk and sauce. Happy to add those Scottish scones, sour dough anything and fried bread but has to have the basics. Oh, and quite a lot of liquid as it’s not got all the juicy stuff to wash down the fried stuff!

Ooh get him with the duck egg pretentious bullshit. All cooked on the Aga I hope 🙂

Thick cut smoked back, with none of the injected crap.

Poached eggs.

Fried white bread.

Mushrooms (Chestnut) cooked in a bit of milk.

Black pudding.

White pudding.

Chipolatas.

Big tomatoes, esp. tinned plum variety.

Big pot of tea.

The start of a good bothy day.

Definitely no beans or hash browns though. Yukky things.

Bacon

Sausage

Eggs, fried or poached

Beans

Mushrooms, fried with butter

Tomatos, tinned, or fresh cooked with salt n pepper, dijon mustard and Worcestershire sauce, but i think its only me who does that.

Black pudding and/or white pudding

Toast nice and thick, white or seeded

Grapefruit juice

Coffee.

Bacon
Poached eggs
Cumberland sausage
Mushrooms
Bury black pudding
Warburtons thick white sliced

No fried bread, tattie anything or tomatoes thankyouvermych.

Hash browns, fried bread and English black pudding are all mingin.

1 poached egg, soft
1 beef sausage
1 bacon
Mushrooms, not overcooked and slimy
1 half grilled tomato
1 stornoway BP
1 tattie scone
2 slices toast
Filter coffee

Done.

Perchy, I mind Ulster fry, my mate brings stuff back from Norn Iron, called vegetable fry, it’s basically sliced sausage wi green bits in it, it’s no bad!.

Nobeer – no slice? Poor.

Bikebouy come up here and I’ll make you a proper breakfast. Link is a link sausage. Lorne is sliced sausage. Even that **** Jamie Oliver knows what tattie scones are. And a roll is a bread roll.

And a roll is a bread roll.

You mean a barmcake?

Bacon

Sausages

Black Pudding

Fried eggs

Fried bread

Baked beans

Mushrooms

Tinned tomatoes

Not into slice SK, a bit of fruit puddin nought….

Bacon
Scrambled eggs
Sausage or two ( no cheap shite ones either)
White pudding (a couple of pieces at least)
Mushrooms
Fried tomatoes
Deviled kidneys
Toast
Brown sauce
Pot or two of tea