FFS. The usual race to the bottom.

FFS. The usual race to the bottom.

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Having done football, they are moving to chess

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So cheating online is rife, but there have been instances of cheating in over-the-board competitions, apparently with a vibrating device in shoes having been found before (and people taking mobile phones into the bogs and checking your game)

the theory is you get a coach with the computer analysis to send the signal when you put your hand on the piece that the computer says is the best move

the beads theory was just someone speculating on social media and then went viral – whether Neimann is actually cheating I don’t know, but it’s got people talking about chess so that’s a good thing

it’s got people talking about chess

it’s got more people talking about vibrating bum beads. Never mind tournaments, do they help with normal play?

Not as good as “the rotating chin men” but better than “the bum faced goats”

Frankly I’m shocked to see that being taken by a bishop isn’t enough to make the headlines anymore

Well, that’s today’s winner of the internet, and in before the bell. As it were. 🫶🏻👏🏻💯🎯

Do we need to review footage of who wants to be a millionaire winners to see who also might have been cheating?

That would be really simple to cheat at with a buzzy thing up your bum, assuming that the person in the audience was clever enough to know enough answers to make it worthwhile. (And that you don’t get buzzed by interference from other devices in the studio, which could get very embarrassing!)

I suspect that Only Connect might be a little more difficult to cheat at with buzzy bum devices. 😀

Would have thought that having your bumhole fizzing away would be more off putting that helpful.

I have friends i can ask…

“Friends.” Uh-huh. 😁

Mike Boyd built one and tested out the theory

Are we sure dyslexia hasn’t caused some confusion here ?, as its normal to play strings will a plectrum  😕