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  • The Grand Master and the vibrating bum beads
  • Harry_the_Spider
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    Surprised that we haven’t done this…

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66921563

    Would have thought that having your bumhole fizzing away would be more off putting that helpful.

    scud
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    Probably got it on PawnHub..

    reluctantjumper
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    Thread title of the year 🤣

    thenorthwind
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    Beats bashing the bishop

    dangeourbrain
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    Now we know how Flash got all pumped up, must have been how he got the message which I guess was all about the money.

    It’ll make a good plot for a pawn film anyhow.

    Harry_the_Spider
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    You wonder what alleged messages were being sent, and how!

    What with so many pieces and squares on board I’m surprised that the battery would last (not that I have any experience of such a contraption), or was he running it on a mains lead?

    martinhutch
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    Presumably done via a number of buzzes sending out coordinates. H7 to H8 would be a particularly stimulating move.

    damascus
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    Thread title of the year 🤣

    Great title!

    How did the other player suspect him? What was the sign?

    Did he hear a vibration, feel a vibration or was it the look on his face shortly before he played his move that gave him away?

    To accuse someone of cheating is one thing but to say you’ve done it by sticking love beads up your arse is pretty far fetched even by today’s standards. I just don’t see how he came to that conclusion.

    Do we need to review footage of who wants to be a millionaire winners to see who also might have been cheating?

    Or is it simply that he’s admitted to cheating twice before and he’s a bad loser and can’t believe he could lose to a young pretender?

    I see the case was settled out of court so I guess we will never know.

    jonnyboi
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    So many questions.

    the main one being, how would you manage to create a workable code with it. How much practice and testing went into this?

    practical minds need to know

    scud
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    You wonder what alleged messages were being sent, and how!

    Marse Code?

    scud
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    The thread title does sound like what you’d get it you crossed Harry Potter and 50 Shades of Grey..

    nbt
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    How does one cheat in chess? are we talking moving someone else’s pieces when they’re not looking? I know the basic rules but am not a very good player so I’m struggling to get my head round this

    Bikingcatastrophe
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    One would have thought that this method would have resulted in some strange buzzing noises. Not all of which could have been passed off as farting, surely? I’m guessing, anyway 🙂

    martinhutch
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    He certainly had a exciting variation on your usual opening.

    simon_g
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    Mike Boyd tested this concept a little while ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uDM3fPeNFM

    matt_outandabout
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    How did the other player suspect him? What was the sign?

    New video evidence emerged:

    a11y
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    How does one cheat in chess? are we talking moving someone else’s pieces when they’re not looking? I know the basic rules but am not a very good player so I’m struggling to get my head round this

    Indeed. We need to get to the bottom of this.

    benpinnick
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    Would you need a code? He can see everything going on (its not poker) so he presumably has someone somewhere with a computer thats working out the technically best move to make. All it needs is for him to hover over a piece and if its the one the computer says yes to, no buzz, and if the computer says no…..

    thecaptain
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    Yes, the principle is that there’s an accomplice somewhere with a chess computer transmitting advice. It’s pretty far-fetched but certainly possible in principle.

    Alternatively he could just be a pretty strong chess player who scored a couple of upset wins.

    Sealed room with delayed broadcast has been proposed as a solution.

    johnx2
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    He certainly had a exciting variation on your usual opening.

    I can see how it could help with mating but not generally any use with the end game.

    kormoran
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    Frankly I’m shocked to see that being taken by a bishop isn’t enough to make the headlines anymore

    MoreCashThanDash
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    Well this thread has brightened the train journey home after a long day!

    dangeourbrain
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    Removed – probably more inflammatory than I intend it to be so best not eh.

    martinhutch
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    Probably the walk that gave it away.

    kormoran
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    Well this thread has brightened the train journey home after a long day

    You need to get some of those beads.  ‘Sorry love, I fell asleep and missed the station’

    MoreCashThanDash
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    ‘Sorry love, I fell asleep and missed the station’

    Been said before…..

    LimboJimbo
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    However they resolve it, I can’t see it’ll be a happy ending. Seems to be a real buzz about the story though.

    downshep
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    Didn’t improve his chances of winning….. indeed you could say it rectum.

    dangeourbrain
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    You’d think it would be an easy thing to check anyhow

    MoreCashThanDash
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    Could be an episode for the next Star Wars spin off….

    matt_outandabout
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    Didn’t improve his chances of winning….. indeed you could say it rectum.

    Which reminds me of an old biology teacher joke…

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Removed – probably more inflammatory than I intend it to be so best not eh.

    Chilli sauce on your fingers?

    dangeourbrain
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    Chilli sauce on your fingers?

    Seemed like a good idea at the time!

    Rubber_Buccaneer
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    Are you listening Garmin? I want GPS navigation via USB butt plug on my e-bike come 2025, left, right and right up there!

    dangeourbrain
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    Shat nav?

    theotherjonv
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    Rook nook crook?

    kormoran
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    Deep Brown

    The updated chess supercomputer

    hightensionline
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    It’s all a bit of a stretch, so maybe we should wait for the post match anal-ysis.

    MrSparkle
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    Yeah, better check, mate.

    steve-g
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    This is an episode in the latest series of It’s always sunny

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