- The Fast Show
Phah, got plastered one too many times by all accounts… She did some work with him “back in the day” and became mates, yadda yadda.
Says he was as funny then as is now. Same old, same old it seems. Which I think is rather good, seems like none of his comedy elements is manufactured, which is brilliant!!!
I’ve met him once, he was drunk. I was dying for a comedy one liner but thought better of it.
Anyway rumors have it another Fast Show is on the way, all bar “today I’ll be mostly eating beans” man.Posted 6 years agoglamakiddMember
Hi all looking fro a bit of help i remember fast show sketch which went like this (see below) i am trying to find a video of this sketch or what its called(what episode its from) and help is greatly appreciated
You’re watching an old black and white British World War 2 movie, circa 1946. The scene opens as one British soldier falls from a sudden burst of machine gun fire. The three surviving soldiers quickly lie down behind a small rise in the ground.
Officer : “Ok chaps! One of you needs to run up that hill and throw a grenade into that Jerry pill-box. Jenkins, you go.”
Jenkins : “No!”
Officer : “What?!?”
Jenkins : “No bloody way!”
Officer : “Now, come on Jenkins! Do your duty! Take out that pill box!”
Jenkins : “No, sir. That’s bloody dangerous that is! You go!”
Other soldier: “Yeah, why don’t you do it, sir?”
Officer : “Fuuuuck off!”
They’re silent for a few moments.
Jenkins: “Surrender, sir?”
Officer : “Alright, who’s turn is it?”
Other Soldier : “Mine, sir.”
Officer : “Alright, Jenkins, give him the white flag.”
Jenkins hands the other soldier a white flag, when from across the field, we suddenly see not one, but four white flags start waving from the German Pill Box.
Other Soldier : “Look, they’re surrendering!”
Jenkins : “Quick! Shoot ‘em!”Posted 6 years ago
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