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  • Stu McGroo
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    The Fast Show; Anyone remember the name of the character who stood at the bar and kept changing his mind everytime someone offered a different opinion?

    Indecisive Pete

    No…. Indecisive Dave

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    I see what you did there.

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    Let’s off-road!

    Stu McGroo
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    Cheers, Indecisive Dave, that’s brilliant!

    jon1973
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    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh0ray9JnS0[/video]

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    Junkyard – Member

    Hora?

    Close but for one minor detail

    at the bar

    Isn’t it? Wasn’t it?

    Mantastic
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    A quality program that still makes me laugh now

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    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onM8qVZT0bk&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

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    New stuff here – not sure its any good though

    http://fosters.co.uk/tagged/The_Fast_Show

    bikebouy
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    MrsBouy knows Paul Whitehouse rather well..

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    Did he plaster her walls?

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    Brilliant!

    But, of course, I was verrrrrr, verrrrr drunk indeed.

    brakes
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    MrsBouy knows Paul Whitehouse rather well..

    oh yes? in the biblical sense?
    I used to live on the street next to him.

    boxfish
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    With an owl!

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=q_a1wxqloEs[/video]

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    Billy Bleach

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6QgHUJIQ5Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

    starrman82
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    Love that Dave Angel clip.. 🙂

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    This season I will be mostly riding….a 29er….

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    Rowley Birkin

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cwyq3XWeHE&feature=youtube_gdata_player [/video]

    Always more of a Monkfish man myself (not sure what that says about me…now put your knickers on and make me a cuppa tea!)

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfPU4HSRXOQ[/video]

    bikebouy
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    Phah, got plastered one too many times by all accounts… She did some work with him “back in the day” and became mates, yadda yadda.

    Says he was as funny then as is now. Same old, same old it seems. Which I think is rather good, seems like none of his comedy elements is manufactured, which is brilliant!!!

    I’ve met him once, he was drunk. I was dying for a comedy one liner but thought better of it.

    Anyway rumors have it another Fast Show is on the way, all bar “today I’ll be mostly eating beans” man.

    hora
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    Ooo suits you Sir!

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    Aren’t mountain bikes brilliaaaaaaaaaaant………

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    …….’cause you can ride them up and down stuff and they don’t need petrol or anything.

    glamakidd
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    Hi all looking fro a bit of help i remember fast show sketch which went like this (see below) i am trying to find a video of this sketch or what its called(what episode its from) and help is greatly appreciated

    You’re watching an old black and white British World War 2 movie, circa 1946. The scene opens as one British soldier falls from a sudden burst of machine gun fire. The three surviving soldiers quickly lie down behind a small rise in the ground.

    Officer : “Ok chaps! One of you needs to run up that hill and throw a grenade into that Jerry pill-box. Jenkins, you go.”

    Jenkins : “No!”

    Officer : “What?!?”

    Jenkins : “No bloody way!”

    Officer : “Now, come on Jenkins! Do your duty! Take out that pill box!”

    Jenkins : “No, sir. That’s bloody dangerous that is! You go!”

    Other soldier: “Yeah, why don’t you do it, sir?”

    Officer : “Fuuuuck off!”

    They’re silent for a few moments.

    Jenkins: “Surrender, sir?”

    Officer : “Alright, who’s turn is it?”

    Other Soldier : “Mine, sir.”

    Officer : “Alright, Jenkins, give him the white flag.”

    Jenkins hands the other soldier a white flag, when from across the field, we suddenly see not one, but four white flags start waving from the German Pill Box.

    Other Soldier : “Look, they’re surrendering!”

    Jenkins : “Quick! Shoot ‘em!”

    Mr Woppit
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    Meteriologicos mit Paula.

    Oh! Cumulo Nimbus!!!

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    with an owl, not sure I’ve seen that before, awesome

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