We once lived above a nice mousey lady doctor..
Now I have to admit to playing some music occasionally when she first moved in and a couple of late evening gatherings, which we spoke about and apologised for..
Fast forward to a year or so later, Mrs Yunki was pregnant and we had installed plush carpets and underlay.
Ours was a quiet life, genteel and tranquil with soft voices, evenings in front of the TV with good food and footrubs and early nights.. Month after month of peace and harmony..
One morning we found a note under the door from the good lady doctor, apparently she had spent another night sleeping in the car in the cold as our raucous antics had kept her awake all night again, in fact we had driven her from her home and she was selling up, were we satisfied now!?
Ok, now we really are quiet people, we have our tv quiet, we are softly spoken and step lightly.. So please, before you make any rash decisions, please ensure first, that you are not stark raving bonkers..