Wait until winter, right, when it breaks down on some remote B-road in Wales, you’ve got no mobile signal and there’s no-one around for miles, then see how much you love it then.
Actually, don’t even need to be as dramatic as that; you’ll be pootling around Swindon, dressed in every item of clothing you own, freezing your bollocks off. Or needing to wear full waterproofs when it’s raining, ‘cos the thing leaks so much.
Why are you such an idiot, Nutt? You think you’re clever, but you’re not. You’re a racist, you smell and you can’t even ride your shit bike propply anyway.
S’like VW camper vayn owners; rave on about them, even though they know within themselves, that buying a modern vayn would be a far less unpleasant and considerably cheaper experience….