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  • Premier Icon frankconway
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    The new parade of buffoons will pollute the airwaves for too many weeks, starting this week.
    Prokofiev would be turning in his grave to see part of his oeuvre linked to this tawdry programme.

    This music deserves so much better.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Viewers of this programme are entirely responsible for the fame of Katie Hopkins. I hope they are proud.

    rocketman
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    Best programme on TV we love it

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Jesus! What a miserable life you must lead! 😆

    I want to take part in it just to call Alan Sugar the Sugar Man and then take him to task for firing me from an interview. Look at his face in that link, what a ****.

    rascal
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    Rochdale Herald sums it up perfectly…having said that, it is utterly compelling watching the inept twunts groveling and stabbing each other in the backs to save their own pathetic skins though 😀

    Premier Icon jimdubleyou
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    The one benefit of the show is that these **** had to take a sabbatical from their real jobs to apply, thereby giving their real life colleagues a break from their insufferable twattishness.

    I shall not be watching…

    drlex
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    I’m not sure my cringe gland can take the stimulation of another series, so may just read the grauniad’s live blog.
    *wonders whether yaketty-sax could be spoiled if used as a new theme tune*

    Premier Icon cb
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    Having watched that youtube clip at the top – can anyone tell me what the hell the conductor if for – no bugger seems to be looking at him?

    Are there any hotties?

    I love mean women!

    Painey
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    Ever since the final round of this was filmed in my company’s office a few years ago, I’ve rather struggled for motivation to watch it.

    P-Jay
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    I’ve only seen it twice, years and years ago but I hate it with a rare passion.

    I hold it entirely responsible for an entire decade’s worth of young people joining the workspace who put aperance before quality, “give 110%” in words only and think you have to be a rude and obnoxious twunt to get ahead when the exact opposite is true.

    project
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    Wonder which of the contestants/attention seekers will most resemble one of us, on this forum. twinnie soundalikey type person.

    drlex
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    parade of buffoons

    Meet the candidates.

    “Buffoons” is too polite.

    chrismac
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    How many more series of this do they intend to subject us too? The candidates are always dreadful and Sugar is even worse. As far as I can tell the whole programme is an ego trip for him.

    cheekyboy
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    The new parade of buffoons will pollute the airwaves for too many weeks, starting this week.
    Prokofiev would be turning in his grave to see part of his oeuvre linked to this tawdry programme.

    Cheers Frank, just googled Prokofiev and learned something 🙂

    rascal
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    Twattery about to commerce…

    Rich_s
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    Twunt count seems to be higher on the men’s side this year.

    There are some truly awful pairs of spectacles in this years bunch

    rascal
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    There does seem to be a large bellend ratio this year. Let’s “smash it” 🙄

    Good lord these lot are dense.

    Rich_s
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    The florist is going to go. Place your bets.

    Premier Icon CheesybeanZ
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    ” the costings dont matter ”

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    /Pride

    “It was my strategy to sell it cheap.”

    /Pride

    The Sugar bloke – 🙄

    Premier Icon crazy-legs
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    The florist is going to go. Place your bets.

    Apparently not!
    The PM is normally the one to go.

    Premier Icon frankconway
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    Tough call tonight.
    Either watch The Apprentice or see Jeremy Hardy live.
    Sorry Suralan…..

    Premier Icon BigJohn
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    Olive from On the Buses

    Premier Icon hot_fiat
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    The 4kwittery abounded tonight. I wonder how these people prevent their subconcious beating themselves to death out of shame during their sleep.

    Premier Icon fatmax
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    Were there any hotties? No. And wor lass thought the same of the blokes…Though their ineptitude might have clouded her judgement!

    project
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    was a good show last night, how they actually manage to do stuff in real life without arguing with anyone or not admitting to having no idea about basic skills is a chance for a new programe.

    Premier Icon binners
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    Spectacular bell-endery as ever!

    As a designer I love it when they get a design projects! I love watching the utter contempt etched on the face of the poor bastard actual designer assigned to work with these bunch of cockwombles.

    “Let’s do a mood-board!”

    Yes…. let’s…. just let me check… have we time-traveled back to 1987?

    rascal
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    Great quite from The Shug though about a 5 star rating on Tripadvisor – “more like Crapadvisor” 🙂

    Premier Icon jambalaya
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    Binners both teams did one. I imagine it was a task requirement.

    Hated it less is about right – red yellow blue Brexit !

    Correct person fired, on to the next week

    Premier Icon fatmax
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    Even his dancing was awful!

    oikeith
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    Did anyone else think the task actually helped set up both teams to fail? the elements of set a theme, design a mood board for a pitch and create feature wall paper set them down the wrong path?

    pondo
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    frankconway – 
    Tough call tonight.
    Either watch The Apprentice or see Jeremy Hardy live.

    How did you find him? Saw him a couple of years ago – thought he was great on the radio but left at the interval watching him live, an hour of rant was enough.

    Seriously, would anyone actually employ a single one of them

    Premier Icon crazy-legs
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    The girls team is properly bitchy.

    rascal
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    The clowns are on the tellybox in a few mins…

    They must realise they are a parody of middle management types surely to God.?

    Premier Icon crazy-legs
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    This is too cringeworthy to watch.
    What genius thought that Cheesy Wotsits in a VIP box was a good idea??

    Premier Icon Pook
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    a parody of middle management types

    Whereas i recognise a lot of them….

    Premier Icon theotherjonv
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    most middle management is already a parody of middle management, full of cliche-speak and skulltwattery. This just turns it up to 11.

    Is it like Trump? Or Dragon’s Den? If so, I’m out.

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