(The tortoise is a doorstop btw…)

Turtle’s making a break for it.

“you may feed me now”

What bird is that?

The cat is probably also planning to kill you too later on … 😆

Your cat has worked out that you are a crap hunter and has brought this in for you

It’s a very drunk pigeon.

“I killed this because I love you”

Cats really are psychopaths aren’t they?

At least it hasn’t been ‘prepared’ for you, with removal of head and guts!

Pluck gut and pie. Good cat.

We had a wood pigeon head, wings and feet left outside the back door the other day. How the hell he ate everything else, I have no idea, like the rib cage and guts. Bloody cat of ours !!

You’re lucky!

All I got this morning was a neat little pile of intestines on the bathroom floor.

Jammy git, getting all the good bits. I ended up having to go to Gregg’s this morning because she’d planted the idea in my head.

C.

Pluck gut and pie

And you can use the tail, paws and whiskers to make stock

No, I’d not want a cat either.

I suppose it is better than the regurgitated rat that was strewn across the hall way last week , blood, guts the lot and the rat head under the kitchen table……….

At least it’s dead, the last pigeon ours brought in was very much alive, luckily its broken wing stopped it flying so the crap was only over the kitchen and living room floor.
The rat which started at the cat flap and ended at the bottom of the stairs was fun to clean up as well.

The worst half eaten presents are stood it on thse dark trips to the loo in the morning….

The squirrel our cat brought in a couple of weeks ago was unwelcome, but not as unwelcome as the hundreds of fleas it was carrying :o(