1. Greenhouse Fumigator
2. Pressure Regulator
3. Massive Alligator

random farter

🤣🥳🕺

I’m the one who skated.
Feet infatuated.

Pancake instigator.

I’m emasculated…
😉

Rhodesia liberated!

Orgone accumulator.

Hatstand decorator.
Cricket undertaker.
Social commentator.
Insurance underwriter.
Mr Whippy’s Defibrillator.

cyclone separator.

Foetal defibrillator

colonic irrigator..

frequent masturbator

Harry the Spidaaaahhh
Frequent masterbator

grumpy ebike hater.

Secret masturbator

It fits also with the syllables of a mate’s name, who we were convinced was knocking one out on a lads holiday when the Prodigy were at their peak. Still can’t hear it without changing the words

singletrack procrastinator

Broken alternator

Forum moderator

I’m the laxative, bum detonator!

irate combobulator

Thread win (sorry not a contribution).

sandwich masticator

(one for the lunchtime crowd there)

i’m the bubble farter
bathtub fumigator

I’m the humble farmer, growin peat potata
Ain’t got foot n mouth, my flock’s inoculated

I’m beer inflicted.

Bored at work Star wars version

Luke, I am your father
But I know you’d rather
Kiss your sister, You dirty mister
(yeah!)

Come to the dark side, the dirty dark side
(yeah!)
The emperor is waiting, don’t be hesitating
(yeah!)

I’m the sith lord Vader, no need to be afraid(uh)
Just please don’t test me, or I’ll squeeze your neck see!

I’m the lava bitten, ewok hittin’ (yeah!)
Rebel annihilator, planet detonator!

Feline Emolliator

A pastry dictator

Maybot impersonator 😮

Rodent Terminator.

Pickled gesticulator

I’m the lovin’ master, your mum’s impregnator

cucumber macerater
artichoke refrigerator
large airplane badge inflator

I’m the pyre ignitor, phat tune replicator

I am Brazilian shaver
Pubic decimater

Sausage ,beans & mashed Potataaaaaaagh!

Oh dear, this has all gone a bit earworm and burrowed itself into my head, undoubtedly gonna take to few days to claw it out of the dusty corners of my mind.

Anyhoo, speaking of dusty corners:

I’m the tyre schralper, top soil decimator,
Cloud of roost created, landed in Jamaica, yeah

I’m the double farter, skidmark gusset maker

I’m a fire engine – Dennis Fire engine!

Twenty niner hater
big wheeled masquerader