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  • Tell us a stupid, short joke….
  • andrewh
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    What's red and sits in the corner?

    A naughty strawberry.

    gizzardman
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    There are 3 different type of people, those that can count and those that cannot

    gizzardman
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    What has 4 legs and says 'Boo.' A cow with a cold

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    gizzardman
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    A woman with a clipboard stopped me in the street and said 'Can you spare a couple of minutes for cancer research' I said 'Sure but we won't get much done'

    forgotmename
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    A bloke goes down on a prossy and finds carrots brussels and parsnips in her pussy, YOUR SICK, he exclaimed, No im not, she replied, but the guy before you was.

    forgotmename
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    A bloke goes down on a prossy and finds carrots brussels and parsnips in her pussy, YOUR SICK, he exclaimed, No im not, she replied, but the guy before you was.

    gizzardman
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    Basically my wife is very immature. I'd be at home taking a bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

    sockpuppet
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    Oi! GM – leave woody allen out of this! 😉

    nicko74
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    someone asked me the other day; 'what's your pet hate?'. I said "it doesn't like things shoved up it's arse".
    I'm sure this is a quote attributed to Dan Carter (All Black fly-half). Still funny!

    Went to a zoo the other day, there was nothing but a small dog there. It was a shitzu

    benji_allen
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    Underhill – Member

    What's black & lives up a tree?

    A crow with a machine gun

    Is there something missing from that joke?

    CheesybeanZ
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    i missed dancing on ice last night. do you know if that Heather Mills made it through to the second leg?

    CheesybeanZ
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    the grim reaper came for me last night but i beat him off with a vacuum cleaner , talk about dyson with death ….

    Pembo
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    During a recent Audit at the Bank of Ireland , it was found that Paddy O'Toole was using the following password:

    MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDublin

    When Paddy was asked why he had such a long password?

    he replied ''Bejazus! are yez ****' stupid? Shore Oi was told me password had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital''

    davidrussell
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    my mate offered me a 50" plasma tv the other day for a tenner. The volume is broken on it but at that price i couldn't turn it down.

    davidrussell
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    whats the difference between an egg and a w**k?

    you can beat an egg.

    wwaswas
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    My bicycle won't stand up.

    Why not?

    'cos it's two tyred.

    davidrussell
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    whats the difference between your p*nis and your bonus?

    The wife will happily blow your bonus.

    wwaswas
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    what's the difference bewtween oral and anal sex?

    oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your whole week.

    simonfbarnes
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    bib shorts :o)

    trickpsyclist
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    Man says to eskimo, on entering his igloo, 'cold in 'ere, innit'. To which the eskimo replied, 'It's Inuit, you ignorant fool!'

    davidrussell
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    what do the clitoris and an iphone have in common?

    every c**t seems to have one

    whytetrash
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    whats the difference between a vitamin and a hormone….you can't make a vitamin

    Whats the difference between Airfix and David Beckham…ones a glueless kit….

    flippinheckler
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    Why do farts smell?

    So deaf people can enjoy them too.

    bikerbruce
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    jsdbnkhsbna's
    bump.

    taka
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    blind man walks into a bar

    coolhandluke
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    I still remember play time at school, a bit of footy, sneaking in a quick ciggie in the bogs, trying to finger girls behind the bike shed …

    I loved that caretakers job!

    chubby_monk
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    Bill and Ben in bed. Bill says 'flobbadobadob'. Ben says 'well if you loved me, you'd swallow it'

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