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  • Tell us a stupid, short joke….
  • benji_allen
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    The dafter the better.

    brakes
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    how many cats does it take to paint a wall?

    …depends how hard you throw them

    GhostRider
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    Whos Santas favorite elf ?

    Elfis

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    tazzymtb
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    a doctor eats an apple, thus creating a paradox

    Haze
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    I farted in a lift the other day. It was wrong on many levels.

    tazzymtb
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    Q. what's got a 100 balls and f*cks rabits
    A. a shotgun

    Q. What's invisible and smells of bananas?
    A. monkey fart

    Q.How do you start a teddy bear race?
    A. Marry one and have children.

    Jamie
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    2 Parrots sit on a perch. One says to the other 'Can you smell fish'?

    JoB
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    according to research only one in seven dwarfs is happy

    richmars
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    Dyslexic man walks into a bra.

    jockhaggis
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    Did you hear about the Dyslexic devil worshipper. He sold his soul to Santa.

    Gingerbloke
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    Did you hear about the man with a limp and a lisp?
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    He walked round in Thircles!!!

    beej
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    Agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? Used to lie awake at night, wondering if there was a dog.

    tazzymtb
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    What's soft and slippery?
    A slipper.

    My friend told me to buy Rage Against the Machine's "Killing In The Name" in protest against the X-Factor always getting the Christmas No. 1.

    I said "**** you, I won't do what you tell me."

    A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

    The librarian says; "**** off, you won't bring it back."

    Remember – drinking alcohol can seriously harm your baby.

    Especially if you’re in Portugal and can't be arsed to pay for a babysitter.

    Coyote
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    Dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?

    andrewh
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    Knock knock

    markfu
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    Dyslexic alcoholic, choked on his own vimto.

    Did you hear about the claivoyant dwarf that recently escaped from prison? Local press are reporting a small, medium at large.

    silverpigeon
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    A seal, walks into a club

    4ndyB
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    What's brown & rhymes with Snoop?

    …Dr Dre

    A man walks into a bar…

    …Clang

    Why did the Pie cross the road?

    ..It was meat in potatoes

    pegasus
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    hear the one about a red-indian chief who drank 50 gallons of tea?
    He was found dead in the morning, drowned in his tee-pee

    Crag
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    I love blind dates. You can stare at their t!ts all night!

    roper
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    What Dickens character likes boobies?

    David Coppafeel

    Hahahah…haha..ha..h…. ..

    nonk
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    two fish in a tank. do you know how to drive this thing?

    Onzadog
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    what sort of bees can you get milk from?

    Boo-bees

    Dimmadan
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    Two peas in a pod, which one was married?
    Neither, they are both bachelors!

    adstick
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    Why did the baker have smelly hands?

    He kneaded a poo.

    jabbathehut
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    I hate crushing pills up and putting them in my Gran's dinner. I feel sneaky, but if I ever got her pregnant, I wouldn't be able to forgive myself.

    CaptainBudget
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    Two Elephants walk off a cliff

    …boom boom!

    whytetrash
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    How do you get two whales in a mini?

    Across the Severn bridge!

    coogan
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    Man walks into a shop: I'd like to buy a wasp please.
    Shop owner: I don't sell wasps.
    Man: You've got one in the window.

    tthew
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    A trans-sexuals best christmas?

    Eat, drink and be Mary.

    cullen-bay
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    whats E.T short for?
    its cause he had little legs….

    whats the difference between a fetish and a perversion?
    with a fetish you use a feather, with a perversion you use the entire duck.

    skinnysteel
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    Real Madrid 2, Surreal Madrid fish.

    jimmy
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    Was in town today and someone pressed the Pelican button…

    Oooh it made me cross.

    flippinheckler
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    What does an Eskimo keep his home together with?
    Iglue

    Did you hear about the magic Tractor?
    It turned into a field.

    What does NASA stand for?
    Need Another Seven Astronauts.

    What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
    Hop in.

    The latest club craze is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and then suck it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge drinking

    tootin
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    Why did the man fall off his bike?
    Because he had a canoe thrown at his head

    What has 2 legs and bleeds?
    Half a cat

    nedrapier
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    Why don't you see elephants hiding in the trees?

    Because they're good at it.

    What's the best ceese for disguising a horse?

    Marscapone

    topper
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    someone asked me the other day; 'what's your pet hate?'. I said "it doesn't like things shoved up it's arse".

    grahamh
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    Masochist : Hurt me.
    Sadist : No.

    wonnyj
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    What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

    Roberto!

    JEngledow
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    I was offered 8 venison legs today, but turned them down as they were too dear.

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