Go on then.

Did you know that there’s been a thread recently about things you didn’t know ?

I did not know that

1 point to ernie_lynch

Next thing I don’t know please

Rudeboy thought he was going mutton jeff

The will to win is nothing without the will to prepare!

Did you know that the HDPE & MDPE expands at 0.3mm /m per degree rise in centigrade?

you can use a ghost chainring as a singlespeed tensioner. If you wanted to of course…

I have a supernumerary nipple.

You can milk anything with nipples.

crispy bacon, pardon?

surfer, Juma Ikangaa. 0 points

coolhandluke, I think you’ll find you should be referring to those as PE80 and PE100 these days, HDPE & MDPE are so 3 years ago. Anyway surely it depends on the SDR?

Reindeer have no top teeth.

Snigle
:o(

stoner, that’s amazing. I did not know that!

Here’s another….
simonfbarnes can rest both feet on his arse.
Proof in this thread

Barnacles are crustaceans

I’m trying to learn Afrikaans.

The lightening conductor was invented in Walton-le-Dale, Preston. And Oldham is the home of the tubular bandage.

Snigle (proud to be a Lancastrian)
:o)

Moenie eers daaraan dink om rotse in die kloof af te gooi nie

Sea level in the UK is taken from Newlyn in Cornwall

The school where Indiana Jones teaches in at the beginning of ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ is the same school that Supergirl goes to in, erm, ‘Supergirl’

6 onth old girls are XXXX at going to sleep at the moment, if they live in my house anyway!

I was born just yards from where Matchbox toy cars were made.

Rude Boy is tiny enough to drive a Matchbox car.
😉

LOL!

Bastard!
😆

The last ‘Tell me something I don’t know’ thread was a rhetorical question.

skidartist, this one is purely for factual research

My mouth is on fire having eaten an Inferno Pizza with extra chilli,,,,, burp 😳

Nobody can balance on one leg with their eyes shut.

People with curly hair actually have straight pubes!

If you don’t clench your ring piece when you jump into a swimming pool, you can fill your ar5e up with water and drown.

Thankfully its a reflex action to clench.

If you bite the tip of your tongue off, it will grow back.
and the phrase:
“Just don’t bite off more than you can chew” came about from this bizzar fact as if you bite too much off, it won’t grow back….

On the Ning Nang Nong the cows go ‘bong’

Ummm….

and on the nong nang ning the trees go ‘ping’

Swans can break a man’s arm.

It was in Baghdad that my mother met my dad.

Peanuts on a bar have an average of 27 varieties of urine on them. It’s true, I read it on the interweb.

A giraffe can clean out its ears with its tongue.

Ask a woman to put her elbows together and she will do it quite easily. Plus good boob shot.

Ask a man and they will most likely struggle like a **** due to them having increased muscle mass on their chest.

You’re going to try this.

If you sneeze 3 times in a row with a woody, you’ll blow your wad!

it is impossible to lick your elbow

I think coolhandluke gets a point for that one. Now where did I put the pepper mill?

BRAKES, it is possible to lick your elbow, if you bite off a bit of your tongue, then wipe it on your elbow. see above…..