Tell Me About Your Evil Deeds……
In light of this thread
tell me your bad things………..
Whilst cycling to work recently I caught up with a dad carrying his 5year old daughter on a rear bike seat
she was shouting at her dad to pedal faster as cars overtook, when I drew along side she shouted to race me.
Now I should have just eased back and let them beat me………so obviously I let out my best battle cry and charged on ahead, I was unable to let this man beat me, even in-front of his daughter!
Posted 4 years ago
Upon spotting a rather large puddle of water in front of a bus-stop i found myself unable to do anything other than speed up and aim for it. This resulted in the bus-stop and its occupants being obscured from sight by a massive wall of water.
I’ll take this oppertunity to apologise to all affected. ( I feel a great weight lifted ).
It was in Germany though so not as bad…mwah hah hah…Posted 4 years ago
Well done flicker
I dumped a girlfriend in a christmas card.
Im still, very, very sorry, Jenny
Valentines day is where it’s at, then give the card and present you have bought them anyway as its no use to use …..apparently this is insensitive.
Done to her face*
* Nope not in that wayPosted 4 years agosobrietyMember
Hmmm, had sex with two different girls within about 4 hours, one of which was my girlfriend at the time.
Also, I lied about being a virgin in order to deflower a girl, and then faked an orgasm quickly in order to be convincing.
Both of which make the dumping via facebook (by the girl I was seeing changing her status to ‘In a relationship’ with someone other than me) that I received last night pale into insignificance, karma’s a bitch 😆Posted 4 years agoskellnonchSubscriber
Used to wakeboard on a local river, one day spotted a couple squirming about in the long grass next to the river bank…. so I cranked it over as far as I could on the whip generating an impressive rooster which totally drenched them… I looked back and nearly went arse over tit laughing as the bloke ran around ranting & raving…. until he realised he was jumping about in full view with his tackle hanging outPosted 4 years agofranksinatraSubscriber
I was at a kids birthday party recently when they dimmed the lights in the crowded kitchen for the blowing out of the candles thing. I was navigating around the table and in the dark I lost my balance and grabbed hold of a sofa. The lights then came on to reveal that I was actually stood behind a very fat woman who had bent over to get something out of her handbag. I was pushed up against her massive bottom holding onto her hips, in a doggy styley
I explained away the situation by saying, “i’m sorry, I mistook you for a sofa.” 😳Posted 4 years agofatgitMember
Not evil particularly but maybe a little mischevious.
Many years ago split up with a girl and then found a spare key to her car in my house.
She worked at a local hospital with a large car park and she became a bit of a pain in the a##e so when I was at a loose end I used to go and move the car from where she parked it to somewhere else in the same car park.
Apparently the first time she reported it stolen and was then very embarassed when her friend found it and then after that just became very confused as to what was happening.
Never got sussed though 🙂
CheersPosted 4 years ago
I posted a rather ripe dog turd in a jiffybag to someone that I had an intense dislike for.
One of my favourites and one that I still do is to put stuff like condoms and lube into some middle aged womans trolley when left unattended in the supermarket. I’ve also put ladies undies into mens trolleys. I’ve never witnessed the confusion at the checkout but just the thought of it makes me giggle.Posted 4 years agoscott_mcavennie2Member
My next door neighbour annoys me quite a lot. The woman that lived on the other side of him would continually park over the edge of his lawn. He remarked to me that it was irritating him.
A couple of days later, on a rare excursion out without the kids I returned home quite drunk to find he had left a note on her car, in a typically passive aggressive manner saying:
“Hi neighbour, would you please try not to park on my lawn? You have done it a lot and the grass is now dying. Many thanks, Martin”
I swiped the note, went indoors and wrote one out myself. “Hi neighbour, if you park on my lawn again, I swear to God I will bathe in your blood and dress up in your warm flesh. Many thanks, Martin”
She moved out a little while later and I always felt a bit bad.Posted 4 years ago66degMember
Not an evil deed of mine but of a friend of mine,during one extremely cold winter three friends set out to do an ice climb in the lake district these are done during the wee small hours when the ice is in good nick.
The first pitch was easy so it was free climbed , but for safety each person ascended after the person in front had reached a large ledge. With two climbers on the ledge one of them in need of a toilet the third set off only to pull up over the edge faced with a large arse mid movement glinting in the moonlight, and the other climber convulsed against the rock and ice tears rolling down his face.
I suppose when you have go you have to go.Posted 4 years ago
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