You’re fed at SIX o’clock, not five o’clock or four o’clock. Constant miaowing from 4pm onwards won’t hasten the arrival of food but it will hasten the arrival of a prolonged exile to the cold garden until such time as your human staff can be arsed to feed you.
While I’m on the subject, if you can see the bottom of your food bowl, it does not necessarily mean that it’s empty and that human staff must be constantly pestered for more dry food.
Finally, you’ve ruined the carpet and are halfway towards ruining the sofa. I could still have you declawed, remember what happened to your balls.
You should try to be more like your brother, he’s laid back and no bother unless he wants the television turned on if he fancies watching a Grand Prix. I’ve tried explaining to him that they’re only shown once a fortnight for half of the year, but he still insists.