If you were given a chance to say one thing to your pet dog or cat etc that it would fully understand what would it be?

tatas = lets go for a walk.

Bok! Bok. Bok bok bok. Bok bok bokok. Bokok. Bok!

We have chickens.

Wee Wee lad

Go outside and toilet

Eating shit is not your best habit.

Don’t eat your bed. Actually scratch that Don’t eat the pack leaders android tablet because if it ever happens again she will beat you to death with the remains /lab

Parents dog: Why, despite your size (Jack Russell), do you feel the need to growl and snarl at all other dogs?

If I’m doing something you don’t like, or you’re not sure of, always trust me. I promise I will always have your best interests at heart (recently rescued bull lurcher).

“Look we’re getting you castrated because one of your testicles is twice the size of the other and it’s not healthy. Its for your own good so stop looking at us like that.”

(Nieces dog )
I know you are just a six month old puppy and for some reason are really wildly excited everytime you see me ..but do you really have to piss on me as well..!?

My cat already understands everything I say to her 😉

We’ve got loads of tennis balls , can you stop picking up sticks .

My dog knows at least 20 words (all I have to say is “bath?” and he runs away down the stairs at full speed) but apparently not “stop eating my pillows” so that

Fireworks are absolutely nothing to be afraid of.

Yeah, I know it smells good, but CHOCOLATE WILL KILL YOU!

Yeah, I know it smells good, but CHOCOLATE WILL KILL YOU!

22 advent calendar chocolates though had no effect on mine…

Rabbits

Biscuit

22 advent calendar chocolates though had no effect on mine…

as a true stw response – “that’s not chocolate” 😀
(and it really does make a difference)

I love you and you’re my best friend. No other dog will replace you when you’re gone.

“Now that I know you understand me … Stay off the kitchen surfaces and dining table you feline monsters. Anything else is fair game but if I find you up there again I’m going to be forced to casserole you”

I wouldn’t really casserole them but I don’t want them to know that.

I love you and you’re my best friend. No other dog will replace you when you’re gone.

The only important thing to say.

If you hurt, let me know and point to it.

+1 to myti too.

You really have been the best friend ever. I will miss you so much.

Squirrel !!!!!!

“Can you please learn to use different barks for when you want a wee, a poo, your food, water, or just messing about?”

My jack russell can pretty much understand the spoken word and has different barks/noises depending on what’s going on..

1. The postmans here
2. A strange car is here
3. There is a fox, stoat, squirrel about
4. Farmer Frank is about and I hate him
5. I want to be back in the house

Understands “watch out” “quick pee” “bed” “schmako” “your in the shit” however “sit” elicits a blank stare and “come here” is ignored. My missus think he is dumb as a post , I on the other hand am not sure

Look I’m sorry, but the cat hates you

I think our Bella has already learned that if she doesn’t pick up new commands as quickly as she could, it results in more treats.

Tell me that’s not a smart dog.

Ours understands ‘pub’, ‘walk’, ‘tramadol’ (although it’s the sausage we put it in he really wants!) and ‘going to work’ as a prompt to go up to our bed. He also knows ‘contact front’ means to stop and wait to be put on his lead.

“stop that”

I have bengals.

this

PLEASE poop in the litter tray, not next too it.

The dogs are not playthings

(We have Ferrets)

Rabbit, pheasant – GOOD. Child’s face – BAD.

Go away and leave me in peace whilst I sit on the loo! I have not left the building and you do not need to check up on me!

My cat already understands everything I say to her

And yet ignores everything you say. Must be heartbreaking 🙂

You are my best friend and have been the best thing for keeping me in good mental health since we got you from the Dog’s Trust just over a year ago.

Also, chill the **** out when people arrive or leave the house through the front door.

Mine would be, don’t worry about being hurt by other animals as I will protect you so you don’t have to be scared and vicious when you see them.

No other dog will replace you when you’re gone.

Probably that at the moment 🙁

Our 12 year old black lab beat cancer 2-3 years ago when he had a lump removed from his leg, it returned a few weeks ago in his mouth and has taken hold pretty aggressively. To make things worse he tried chasing a cat last week and damaged the ligaments in his back leg.

We’ve just had to make the decision to have him put down tomorrow 😥 The not being allowed up on the furniture rule was relaxed tonight 8)

You should leave my house and go and live in the wild like your ancestors.

🙂