I split from my partner at Christmas.. We have two children and the split has been completely amicable regarding finances and custody etc..

She is an extraordinarily attractive young woman and has moved on quickly, a bitter pill to swallow but I can console myself that she is happy after a long drawn out and very uncomfortable final year or so of our relationship..

As is customary, I have been coming to terms with the new situation in typical STW fashion.. Craft beers, plenty of miles and washing bike parts in the dishwasher.. I am slightly concerned however at the vigour with which I am embracing ononism..
I am dehydrated, sore, my eyes ache, my blood is on fire, my bone marrow feels like it has turned to putrid mulch..

Are these symptoms of potassium depletion?
Am I overdoing it? Or should I be worried about a more serious condition?

Sounds normal to me – you’re fine

onionism ?
Does scotroutes know about this ?

I give it 5 minutes…

….and clean up afterwards.

onionism

the wrong sorts of tears to your eyes 🙂

The Picolax thread could well be surpassed here 😯

I am embracing ononism..

I give it 5 minutes.

I’m told that with practice you can get it down to 30 seconds.

I’m just off out, but nice to see you back fella 😉

(EDIT: Kubler Ross/onioninsm/cat aids etc)

Make sure you drink plenty of water you’ll be fine.

I’m told that with practice you can get it down to 30 seconds.

I thought with practice, you could get it up to 5 hours.

my bone marrow feels like it has turned to putrid mulch..

What the hell does that feel like??

Yeh I was just thinking that, how do you know what your bone marrow feels like?

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY5Iypd28iI[/video]

Any more than seven in a day and you’ll die…. or so I was told.

Have you tried a recovery shake?

Keep an eye on excesive weight loss/thinning of the skin and loosing hair..

Then ride some more.

Good to see you are back…

I prefer a bit of conanism.

Welcome back yunki. 🙂

Sorry, not got any useful advice but just take care of yourself.

Have you tried a recovery shake?

😆

not got any useful advice but just take care of yourself.

That’s definitely not useful, it’s what’s causing the problem!

holding your breath at a crucial makes it happen quicker, or errmm so I’m told. You know, if you’re in a rush like.

welcome to the club.
self portrait:

I am dehydrated, sore, my eyes ache, my blood is on fire, my bone marrow feels like it has turned to putrid mulch..

All from the tender mininstrations of Mrs Palm? Wtf are you using as lubricant?!
But yes, when the OH is no longer at home, one does rather have to make up for lost time in getting to know yourself…

Maybe it’d be worth having a health kick for a week or two? No alcohol, try to catch up on sleep, etc?

Cronyism?

Hey cronies, have you seen my callouses?

Are these symptoms of potassium depletion?

My potassium levels are a bit high so do you think I could get tax relief on Kleenex if it’s a good way to drop my levels.

Wtf are you using as lubricant?!

Sand.

Have you got a favourite sock that you can now stick to the wall? 😀
More seriously go see your doc if you haven’t already. Might be a bit of delayed stress and tension coming out or something else. Are you on any meds or anything?

Whatever it is yunki, it’s good to see you back on the forum.

Ps. Change hands at 99

Thanks for the concern folks.. I’m alive and well, a touch of pneumonia that I picked up from a necrotic and pestilent associate..

The inflammation in my bowling arm is starting to reduce, and the doctors are convinced that with time and some intensive physiotherapy I could regain up to 70% mobility in the effected limb..

Carnal thoughts are far from my mind at present, and with god’s help, I’ll conquer this terrible affliction

a[/u]ffected
Tosser

Bang to rights 😳

Hmm , this thread has just launched me into iTunes to download the Ladbrokes App.

Here we go again.

Bananas are high in potassium.
Slice them up if handling something so large is unfamiliar.

You need to get a shake weight with the cooling spray.

Hmm , this thread has just launched me into iTunes to download the Ladbrokes App.

Be a bit tough if one was trying to fight a gambling addiction.

It’s only sinister if you use your left hand.
On the bus.

Slice them up if handling something so large is unfamiliar

Sage advice for the ex regarding her new fella

The OP yesterday

Remember you only get a bucket full when you run out that’s it:0

Onionism? There’s got to be a ring joke in there somewhere…

johndoh – Member
Hmm , this thread has just launched me into iTunes to download the Ladbrokes App.

Here we go again.
Oddly enough, I’ve just been dumped into the App Store by a gambling app, but it was from a link about battery issues in iOS 7.1 from MacDailyNews, so it’s clearly not an issue restricted to STW.

Really sorry to hear that yunki.
I wandered why you’d not been on here much recently.
Try just typing with your left hand to balance your arms out again.