Anecdotal but I wanted to share, I once knew a chap (ex nightclub bouncer turned car sprayer) who occasionally did his own dentistry. He had a bad tooth so pulled it out himself and sterilised the hole with gin. He then tried to stick the tooth onto his false tooth plate thingy using some kind of car bodywork filler/glue.
When that didn’t work out too well he took out the false teeth plate thing, heated it with a blow torch, and stuck the tooth into the melted plate. Of course once it had been heated up it lost it’s original shape and wouldn’t go back into his mouth properly, so next he heated it all up again (with the pulled tooth) and stuck the whole lot into his mouth, moulding it into place with his tongue and fingers. Needless to say his eyes were watering a bit.
I’m all for taking the strain off of the NHS but you have to draw the line somewhere.