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  • Summer sartorial choices
  • Premier Icon i_scoff_cake
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    Can we all agree that adult males going shirtless in public (unless on a beach) is an affront to all that is decent?

    Also, middle-aged men should not be wearing shorts in public unless simultaneously doing some kind of sport. The severity of this satirical transgression is first doubled when the t-shirt (or shirt) is tucked into said shorts and then squared when ugly socks are worn.

    Furthermore, unless you are sporting an athletic torso please stop wearing tight t-shirts. It puts me right off my lunch ūüėÄ

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    13 pages, one revealed goth, two unique dad outfits.

    Premier Icon RustySpanner
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    Wear what you like, you’re not in a single sex, minor public school now.*
    ūüôā

    *Is this OK to start with?

    Premier Icon footflaps
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    I wear shorts all year round! Given most of my trousers to charity shops….

    Premier Icon leffeboy
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    Footflaps has the only correct answer

    Premier Icon sirromj
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    What sandals for baring belly?

    Premier Icon peterno51
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    What effect do Crocs have on the equation?

    *asking for a friend.

    Premier Icon funkmasterp
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    Anybody that tucks any form of top in to shorts is the kind of person I don’t ever want to associate with. Shorts are ace regardless of age and should be embraced.

    Seriously though, what kind of sick bastard tucks tops in to shorts?

    Premier Icon finephilly
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    Shorts I find ok, beer bellies not.
    Socks n sandals are the ones I can’t stand

    Premier Icon nbt
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    I sometimes tuck
    Deal with it

    Premier Icon WorldClassAccident
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    I had to check my Are you Bored Enough videos to see if I tuck, wear shorts etc. Never knowingly looked in a mirror to see what my clothes look like. Always just assumed I looked amazing.

    Premier Icon funkmasterp
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    I sometimes tuck
    Deal with it

    Nope ya big weirdo

    Premier Icon grahamt1980
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    Only reason for tucking is to stretch the fabric round a sagging gut preventing exposure of the overhang

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    i_scoff_cake
    Can we all agree

    Are you new here?

    Premier Icon wheelsonfire1
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    What‚Äôs ‚Äúsartorial‚ÄĚ? Is it when you‚Äôre recovering from an illness or injury? If it is then my current clothing style of cut off jeans (left leg only) could definitely be en vogue?

    Premier Icon boriselbrus
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    Can we all agree that adult males going shirtless in public (unless on a beach) is an affront to all that is decent?

    Also, middle-aged men should not be wearing shorts in public unless simultaneously doing some kind of sport. The severity of this satirical transgression is first doubled when the t-shirt (or shirt) is tucked into said shorts and then squared when ugly socks are worn.

    Ahh, now I understand. You are Jacob Rees-Mogg and ICMFP

    Shorts all summer and I‚Äôm buff enough to take my top off ūü§£

    Premier Icon oldmanmtb2
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    Put me shorts on recently… only to discover i have old blokes legs? These have appeared over winter as they were not there last summer.

    I will however be wearing them regardless..

    I am not middle aged as i have no chance of making 118.

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