Can we all agree that adult males going shirtless in public (unless on a beach) is an affront to all that is decent?

Also, middle-aged men should not be wearing shorts in public unless simultaneously doing some kind of sport. The severity of this satirical transgression is first doubled when the t-shirt (or shirt) is tucked into said shorts and then squared when ugly socks are worn.

Furthermore, unless you are sporting an athletic torso please stop wearing tight t-shirts. It puts me right off my lunch 😀

13 pages, one revealed goth, two unique dad outfits.

Wear what you like, you’re not in a single sex, minor public school now.*
🙂

*Is this OK to start with?

I wear shorts all year round! Given most of my trousers to charity shops….

Footflaps has the only correct answer

What sandals for baring belly?

What effect do Crocs have on the equation?

*asking for a friend.

Anybody that tucks any form of top in to shorts is the kind of person I don’t ever want to associate with. Shorts are ace regardless of age and should be embraced.

Seriously though, what kind of sick bastard tucks tops in to shorts?

Shorts I find ok, beer bellies not.
Socks n sandals are the ones I can’t stand

I sometimes tuck
Deal with it

I had to check my Are you Bored Enough videos to see if I tuck, wear shorts etc. Never knowingly looked in a mirror to see what my clothes look like. Always just assumed I looked amazing.

I sometimes tuck
Deal with it

Nope ya big weirdo

Only reason for tucking is to stretch the fabric round a sagging gut preventing exposure of the overhang

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Can we all agree

Are you new here?

What’s “sartorial”? Is it when you’re recovering from an illness or injury? If it is then my current clothing style of cut off jeans (left leg only) could definitely be en vogue?

Can we all agree that adult males going shirtless in public (unless on a beach) is an affront to all that is decent?

Also, middle-aged men should not be wearing shorts in public unless simultaneously doing some kind of sport. The severity of this satirical transgression is first doubled when the t-shirt (or shirt) is tucked into said shorts and then squared when ugly socks are worn.

Ahh, now I understand. You are Jacob Rees-Mogg and ICMFP

Shorts all summer and I’m buff enough to take my top off 🤣

Put me shorts on recently… only to discover i have old blokes legs? These have appeared over winter as they were not there last summer.

I will however be wearing them regardless..

I am not middle aged as i have no chance of making 118.