“Let us see your whisky tash”

“icycle stolen from shed”

it’s snow joke either, the owner had a meltdown, but is bit more chilled out now 8)

Solutions to chin suck

“bicycle stolen from hed”

imagine that!

“bicycle stole from shed”

the grammar police are investigating.

“bicycl stolen from shed”

the spelling police are investagrating.

“FS: Orange, excellent condition”

“FS: Gorgeous pair of Superstar heels”

“Good quality, reasonably priced shits”

“what anti-chafing cream for rod riding?”

“Lace, latest have we done it yet.”

What’s been going on recently with all things frilly.

Do hores get travel-sick in horse boxes?

Are we allowed to mess with the punctuation?
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Could a plane take off from a conveyor? Bet.
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I bet it couldn’t.
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What bike associated rubbish have you got in our house right now?
Formula Rx brakes. Any god?
Tun association thread…it’s friday and i’m bored. The thread for all conected heavy things.

“What rank arms to run a single ring?”

I was just about to post
What crak arms to run a single ring? but obviously jokes about crack aren’t funny, no drugs in cycling.

“Ar on Britain’s Roads”

A Somerset man’s driving experiences recounted

“STW treads with one letter removed”

All about Rocket Ons & Obby Nics

Factory grease on new chins

“how can I fix my noisy bottom racket?”

Or if you expand the game a bit and join two thread titles you get “What do you do that other people find foolish…..Smoking in Kids Playgrounds”

“why do my rakes squeal in the wet?”

Rename one of the forums?

Hat Forum

“All inclusive ruby thread”

For the mildly well off to the stinking rich

Or a forum about former US president

Ike Forum

And one about Collie dogs in films;

Lassified Forum

This is going better than I expected 🙂 I’m chuckling away whilst my wife is enjoying catching up on her Open University dermatology course on Sky+

“Wife likes to watch rash TV”

We’re just scratching the surface with rash tv gags, I’m sure.

Apply a topical anti fungal to this outbreak of current affairs at once.

Tiswaswas.

“anybody got any good leg axing techniques?”

one for the competitive cyclist.

“Need new SPD hoes. Any recommendations?”

One for the gardeners amongst us who like to keep it real

‘Reg Lemond for UCI’

His less well known uncle, apparently.

“What hock should I replace my Monarch with”

For those amongst us who really fancy a blue nun.

“New cycle rail proposals” And about time too, steering has always been a tad tedious.

I’ll try to stop now. This thread, the gift that keeps on giving..

[sticky] [closed] sticky READ THIS FIST!

Talk to me about: hanging insurance provider.

Electric underfloor eating

p.s. this thread is win.

Wtd- bionic on chin guide v2

Findings on ars *LIVE*
(they found the e to be silent)

OCD? Arrange your CDs alphabetically? HEL……………

“Help needed! Getting out of the fried zone!”

Assistance required for move from Scotland.

Too much mud and rain,time to go arkside?

‘War on Britain’s Rads’

Government cracks down on riding to the power of sick

“Ork servicing”

The seedy side of Middle-Earth

Bear trimmer
Help needed getting out of the fiend zone