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  • STW pie experts
  • philconsequence
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    what pies with as little as possible of that weird jelly stuff that makes me imagine dog food?

    yodagoat
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    binners
    Full Member

    Specifically Pork pies Phil?

    captaincarbon
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    The jelly is the best bit!

    binners
    Full Member

    Got to agree with the captain

    Anyway… you shouldn’t be asking us. This is a gilt-edged opportunity to check out every local butcher and baker within a 15 mile radius.

    Your time starts….. NOW!!!!

    😀

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    I just googled ‘fist pie’ after one of ton’s favourite sayings.

    I rather wish I hadn’t now.

    totalshell
    Full Member

    at my classic bike club we hold a little pie club once a month.. we ve had sweet and savoury.. mostly cold but i once turned up and offered hot pie and peas/ mint sauce in the middle of a wood one fine sunday a.m.

    the jelly is an essential in your pork pie.. preferably runny

    Jamie
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    PTFU, Phil.

    CaptJon
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    Do they do savoury pies in the US?

    piemonster
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    yodagoat – Member
    http://www.piesbypost.co.uk/

    Excellent pies, was there quite recently.

    The website is obviously a bit naff and doesn’t do justice the wondrous creations on offer

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    its the jelly bit that’s put me off pies for most of my life, recently i’ve discovered, and dont hurt me for admitting this, the tescos mini pork pies are very low jelly and quite tasty for a cheap pork pie… was wondering if there’s any that are zero jelly? why is it even in there?

    mikewsmith
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    Make your own!

    pudd
    Free Member

    Chippy pies!

    Torminalis
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    Think of the jelly like you would a substrate that underpins all matter in the universe. You might like it more that way. 🙂

    zokes
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    philconsequence
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    nope, its the same stuff i used to fork out the dog food cans when we decided the dogs deserved a treat and got tinned food instead of gravel.

    you jelly eaters…. you’re the kinda sick individuals who eat the wet fat on undercooked bacon or the fatty bits from the meat in a roast meal aren’t you?! you disgust me.

    logical
    Free Member
    binners
    Full Member

    Oh!!! My!!! God!!! He’s mentioned a major supermarket pork pie as a benchmark.

    glenh
    Free Member

    Wtf? Why would you want a pie without jelly?

    Jelly is what makes such pies full of awesome.

    captaincarbon
    Free Member

    Cheap tesco pork pies are made form bacon.. Bite into any pork pie and the filling is pink then its made from bacon..

    grey filling = Proper Pork PIE!

    That said I used to make and sell my own when I was butchering, customers used to queue out of the door for them when they were hot! Dont think i often had many left to sell cold.

    The hole in the top of a decent pork pie is there to pour the jelly into once baked, to fill the gap left by the shrinkage of the meat when cooked…… mmmmmmmmm pies!!!!!!

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    but the gap is good for ensuring the pastrythingy the meats wrapped in goes nice and crispy surely?

    bacon’s not a bad thing

    NOMNOMNOM

    emsz
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    You boys do know it’s dog food right? 😆

    captaincarbon
    Free Member

    Crispy on the outside, chewy in the middle..

    Armadillo anyone? 😀

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    emsz understands me!

    binners
    Full Member

    I suggest you both go and sit in the corner and have a think about what it is you’ve said. And if this behavior continues…

    Torminalis
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    You boys do know it’s dog food right?

    What’s wrong with dog food? I have tried all of the foods my dog eats and some of them are not bad!

    captaincarbon
    Free Member

    Stuff the diet…im off home for a Pork Pie lunch with some hot Piccalilly!

    philconsequence
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    oh and whilst i’m being honest, i have to cross the road to avoid walking past those ‘greggs’ shops, the smell always has, and continues to, make me physically gag. BLEUGH!

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    What’s wrong with dog food? I have tried all of the foods my dog eats and some of them are not bad!

    still got half a big old tub of it at mine dude so no need to bring any with you tomorrow night!

    emsz
    Free Member

    Or you’ll spank me! 8)

    Dog food dog food dog food…

    binners
    Full Member

    Phillip. I’m very disappointed!

    Emsz….

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    i cant help it binbin! i washed my porkpie down with carrots and sweet chilli whomoose because i felt so dirty.

    didn’t grow up with pies 🙁

    trail_rat
    Free Member

    anyone using pork as the bench mark for a pie needs their mouths washing out

    steak pies fae flemmings the butcher are where its at.

    even their scotch pies are streets ahead of pork pies.

    Then theres the pie butty – take said steak pie , heat it in microwave if its not already warm.

    stick the pie into a fresh floury bap

    squirt on a dollop of tommy K and eat …. LOVELY

    binners
    Full Member

    didn’t grow up with pies

    ?

    I’d have got Social Services involved. Its tantamount to child abuse

    Cougar
    Full Member

    Or you’ll spank me!

    Dog food dog food dog food…

    You’re a very naughty girl. Go straight to my room.

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    my parents used to joke, i say joke… but it always came across as more than that, that they’d call social services from a phonebox to report themselves so that we would be taken away for the summer holidays.

    also, i never had a games console and we never had crisps in the house.

    binners
    Full Member

    Never had crisps in the house? That’s just cruelty! We’re here for you Phil

    BristolPablo
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    http://www.pieminister.co.uk is what keeps Bristol going….

    Kuco
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    Not that impressed with Pieminister pie’s. Favourite at the moment is M&S shortcrust steak pie.

    Solo
    Free Member

    Phish Pie. Phil your gullet.

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