Look no further…

The way to a man’s heart

Where’s the beer?

Drac, you spelt blo[No, stop it now] wrong.

Is this not part of the religion thread? (St Valentine’s Day).

Gotta find one first… :-/

Rachel

I imagine cynic-al’s still single allthegear.

I’ve been told a sharp knife through the chest wall is the quickest way to a mans heart.

Gotta find one first… :-/

herrmmmmnnnyerrhheeerrrmmmm…..

That’s the sound numerous lurkers are making to themselves right now 😉

That’s the sound numerous lurkers are making to themselves right now

pfft – I can scare ’em off! 🙂

Christ on a bike woman, you can do better than this lot.
Have you no ambition?

Think of us as your gay best friends.

And don’t go bivvying with Hora.
Or Darcy.

We’ve ALL made that mistake.
You can’t get the stains out of GoreTex.

lol @ rusty spanner

I imagine cynic-al’s still single allthegear.

😆

Spanner, you swore you’d never talk about it. 🙁

I know, I know.
The Police reckon we’ll both be fine as Llamas aren’t covered by existing legislation.
What did they say at the clinic?

Are you at Hit the North btw?
Buy you a pint if so.

Christ on a bike woman, you can do better than this lot.

Rachel Pook would be a catch if he was single. Chest hair like Axminster carpet, posh accent and a beak-like roman nose.

its only posh to ex yorkshire mancs with mangled accents and beer guts

😆

is there such a thing as a stw lonely hearts type sub forum??

Or would the ad just read the same albeit location may change…

Well if there is …dont use (paypal) gift or they may steal your heart…

and 50% of the posts would be by Hora.

at least you could cross reference posts if there was a lonely hearts sub forum on here . . . no other online dating site gives you the ability to find out how often someone washes their clothes, whether he has any extreme views on things or more importantly whether they were fairly chipper or grumpy.

I did just come on this thread to find ideas about pressies though, any ideas? 🙂

I’d actually quite like a mobi-washer (or a nomad for the more upmarket ladies) so that I can help keep the new gaff clean..

(for cleaning my bike before storing.. not sluicing down the sitting room every evening before bed)

see? romance isn’t dead

I quite like that idea of a few hours instruction on a climbing wall too