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  • St.Valentine's day. What did you receive?
  • Bunnyhop
    Full Member

    Must resist mentioning fudge.

    chakaping
    Free Member

    A happy anniversary card.

    😆

    tuskaloosa
    Free Member

    this thread is cracking me up

    binners
    Full Member

    Scott from Anthrax just read Mrs Binners a dedication from me on 6 Musics Valentines Day Thrashacre!

    I think I win today! 😀

    nbt
    Full Member

    binners wrote:

    Scott from Anthrax just read Mrs Binners a dedication from me on 6 Musics Valentines Day Thrashacre!
    I think I win today!

    I heard that – chapeau!

    However I got an entire thread dedicated to my present, including a poem

    I’d call that a score draw 🙂

    DezB
    Free Member

    Who needs La La Land or Lion when you have such heartwarming shit going on in real life eh?

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    My wife hasn’t yet realised that she’s way too good for me and hasn’t packed her cases and left me yet.
    I’ve been pulling this scam for 10132* days straight now and i’m still getting away with it.

    I win.

    *6821 days of marriage and 3311 before that

    makecoldplayhistory
    Free Member

    If they don’t say ‘I love you’, I don’t know what does.

    bakey
    Full Member

    I’m Welsh and St. Dwynwen’s Day (the Welsh patron saint of lovers) was on the 25th January.

    We had haggis.

    binners
    Full Member

    Fair play NBT. I think we’re living proof that romance isn’t dead 😀

    PP – can I just congratulate you on your incredibly accurate memory for significant dates of importance to yourself and your wife. Well… either that or your ability to pluck random figures out off the air and pass them off as facts #fakenews 😉

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    PP – can I just congratulate you on your incredibly accurate memory for significant dates of importance to yourself and your wife. Well… either that or your ability to pluck random figures out off the air and pass them off as facts #fakenews

    Absolutely real and accurate numbers.

    Todays fun fact – If you input two dates into Microsoft Excel and then subtract the earlier date from the latest date it the answer is the difference in days between the dates.
    It’s more fun than you would imagine #realnumbers #realnews

    binners
    Full Member

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    ^^ That describes perfectly the state of my marriage on Monday morning after Sunday night’s chili / beer combo.

    She was threatening to build a Trump Wall to prevent unauthorised access and was adamant that she was going to make me pay for it.

    MoreCashThanDash
    Full Member

    I now have four stitches in my thumb to remember this St Valentine’s Day.

    One of the nurses at the Minor Injuries Unit used to race in the NPS series and also owns a Cotic Soul, and the student nurse was the daughter of a bike shop owner. So it wasn’t a wasted afternoon after all…

    crankboy
    Free Member

    A kidney stone I’m in a and e too!

    miketually
    Free Member

    Nothing, as usual. I like to claim that it’s because I’m so bloody romantic for the other 364 days of the year.

    Someone my wife works with asked her if she was on good terms with her kids’ dad. She was surprised to find out that I am our kids dad – “but you’re happy?”

    CountZero
    Full Member

    Same as every year – bugger all.

    gofasterstripes
    Free Member

    A sound thrashing.

    It was not quite what I had in mind.

    Same as every year – buggier all.

    ??!

    woody2000
    Full Member

    PP – I’m pulling that scam too, though only for 4320 days so far 🙂

    We got each other a card & I think she may have wished me a happy valentines as she got out of bed but I was snoozing on my good ear so it could have been anything. Bollox, maybe I missed an “offer”!

    Bunnyhop
    Full Member

    That thing^^ only has 1.5 limbs. Is she about to eat it?
    Eeeek!
    🙂
    One Hundred

    ste_t
    Free Member

    I’m working until 10pm but she text me saying there is a surprise waiting for when I get home.

    I do hope it’s a nice bottle of rum

    MoreCashThanDash
    Full Member

    she text me saying there is a surprise waiting for when I get home.

    I do hope it’s a nice bottle of rum

    You know you’ve been together too long when you hope the surprise is a bottle of rum! 😕

    Lifer
    Full Member

    Moka pot. I’ve drunk so much coffee today 😀

    thepurist
    Full Member

    Just got home to find a suspiciously card shaped letter for Mrs P, and it’s not from me….

    adjustablewench
    Free Member

    I once thanked a boyfriend that had previously insisted he didnt do valentines day for the huge bouquet of roses that arrived on the day . . . He was very gracious when he explained he really didnt do valentines day and they really weren’t from him . . . Awkward

    Turns out they were from a slightly creepy guy i went to college with who knew full well i was going out with someone

    siwhite
    Free Member

    Mrs White was granted a rare lie-in this morning after I entertained the wean for an hour in another part of the house. In return, she cleaned up poo-mageddon about an hour later even though it was my turn.

    Who said that children kill all sense of romance?

    tthew
    Full Member

    UPDATE – I did get something! A mild bollocking for not getting my 16yo daughter a card. She’s got a boyfriend, that little scroat didn’t bother, (but she didn’t either) and I get it in the neck! 🙄 Wimminz eh?*

    *disclaimer – only the the two that live in my house.

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Who said that children kill all sense of romance?

    Everyone who ever had children?

    Houns
    Full Member

    Anyone else waiting for updates from thepurist?

    Ming the Merciless
    Free Member

    A card and day 4 of the plague she gave me.

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Anyone else waiting for updates from thepurist?

    It’s probably from mrsfry.

    Revenge for when thepurist escaped from his/her sex dungeon. 😉

    emsz
    Free Member

    me this morning: “i bought you these flowers and made you some trifle (long story, won’t bore you with it)
    her: what?!? Why!?! (look of realisation slowly crosses her face), goes pink, shit…erm later babes

    me: Stll waiting…if it’s not epic there will be bloody murder most horrid (again) 👿

    I think she’s too scared to come home 😆

    molgrips
    Full Member

    emsz!

    davosaurusrex
    Full Member

    I wrote a romantic limerick for my Schmoo;

    There was a young lady called Schmoo,
    Who had one thing that she liked to do
    When she played with her fanjo
    She strummed like a banjo
    But now it’s all broken in two!

    That’s me on the sofa then

    bigdean
    Full Member

    I got to pay for the meal we had sat afternoon at the bar where we first met.. cards exchanged today i think i have the moral high ground, which means somethings my fault soon.

    molgrips
    Full Member

    We’ve done nothing. I’m away with work, Mrs Grips is ill and has gone to bed straight after the kids.

    But then we never do anything for V-day.

    smiththemainman
    Free Member

    A soup maker, wonder if i`m going it alone soon!!

    thestabiliser
    Free Member

    A Chinese takeaway, that I’ve paid for and been to collect

    singletrackmind
    Full Member

    Nothing
    Maybe there is a correlation of events . I dont think I have ever given anyone a Valentines card either.Therefore never receiving one should not come as a surprise

    Waves at Emsz , long time , no posts.

    40mpg
    Full Member

    My wife bought me a dozen red roses cos I always moan she never buys me flowers when she moans I never buy her flowers. Touche!

    I bought her a tirfor 🙂

    Edit – I was actually quite chuffed with the flowers!

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