St.Valentine's day. What did you receive?
Must resist mentioning fudge.Posted 5 years ago
A happy anniversary card.
😆Posted 5 years ago
this thread is cracking me upPosted 5 years ago
Scott from Anthrax just read Mrs Binners a dedication from me on 6 Musics Valentines Day Thrashacre!
I think I win today! 😀Posted 5 years ago
Who needs La La Land or Lion when you have such heartwarming shit going on in real life eh?Posted 5 years ago
My wife hasn’t yet realised that she’s way too good for me and hasn’t packed her cases and left me yet.
I’ve been pulling this scam for 10132* days straight now and i’m still getting away with it.
*6821 days of marriage and 3311 before thatPosted 5 years ago
If they don’t say ‘I love you’, I don’t know what does.Posted 5 years ago
I’m Welsh and St. Dwynwen’s Day (the Welsh patron saint of lovers) was on the 25th January.
We had haggis.Posted 5 years ago
Fair play NBT. I think we’re living proof that romance isn’t dead 😀
PP – can I just congratulate you on your incredibly accurate memory for significant dates of importance to yourself and your wife. Well… either that or your ability to pluck random figures out off the air and pass them off as facts #fakenews 😉Posted 5 years ago
PP – can I just congratulate you on your incredibly accurate memory for significant dates of importance to yourself and your wife. Well… either that or your ability to pluck random figures out off the air and pass them off as facts #fakenews
Absolutely real and accurate numbers.
Todays fun fact – If you input two dates into Microsoft Excel and then subtract the earlier date from the latest date it the answer is the difference in days between the dates.Posted 5 years ago
It’s more fun than you would imagine #realnumbers #realnews
Posted 5 years ago
^^ That describes perfectly the state of my marriage on Monday morning after Sunday night’s chili / beer combo.
She was threatening to build a Trump Wall to prevent unauthorised access and was adamant that she was going to make me pay for it.Posted 5 years ago
I now have four stitches in my thumb to remember this St Valentine’s Day.
One of the nurses at the Minor Injuries Unit used to race in the NPS series and also owns a Cotic Soul, and the student nurse was the daughter of a bike shop owner. So it wasn’t a wasted afternoon after all…Posted 5 years ago
A kidney stone I’m in a and e too!Posted 5 years ago
Nothing, as usual. I like to claim that it’s because I’m so bloody romantic for the other 364 days of the year.
Someone my wife works with asked her if she was on good terms with her kids’ dad. She was surprised to find out that I am our kids dad – “but you’re happy?”Posted 5 years ago
Same as every year – bugger all.Posted 5 years ago
A sound thrashing.
It was not quite what I had in mind.
Same as every year – buggier all.
??!Posted 5 years ago
PP – I’m pulling that scam too, though only for 4320 days so far 🙂
We got each other a card & I think she may have wished me a happy valentines as she got out of bed but I was snoozing on my good ear so it could have been anything. Bollox, maybe I missed an “offer”!Posted 5 years ago
That thing^^ only has 1.5 limbs. Is she about to eat it?Posted 5 years ago
I’m working until 10pm but she text me saying there is a surprise waiting for when I get home.
I do hope it’s a nice bottle of rumPosted 5 years ago
she text me saying there is a surprise waiting for when I get home.
I do hope it’s a nice bottle of rum
You know you’ve been together too long when you hope the surprise is a bottle of rum! 😕Posted 5 years ago
Moka pot. I’ve drunk so much coffee today 😀Posted 5 years ago
Just got home to find a suspiciously card shaped letter for Mrs P, and it’s not from me….Posted 5 years ago
I once thanked a boyfriend that had previously insisted he didnt do valentines day for the huge bouquet of roses that arrived on the day . . . He was very gracious when he explained he really didnt do valentines day and they really weren’t from him . . . Awkward
Turns out they were from a slightly creepy guy i went to college with who knew full well i was going out with someonePosted 5 years ago
Mrs White was granted a rare lie-in this morning after I entertained the wean for an hour in another part of the house. In return, she cleaned up poo-mageddon about an hour later even though it was my turn.
Who said that children kill all sense of romance?Posted 5 years ago
UPDATE – I did get something! A mild bollocking for not getting my 16yo daughter a card. She’s got a boyfriend, that little scroat didn’t bother, (but she didn’t either) and I get it in the neck! 🙄 Wimminz eh?*
*disclaimer – only the the two that live in my house.Posted 5 years ago
Who said that children kill all sense of romance?
Everyone who ever had children?Posted 5 years ago
Anyone else waiting for updates from thepurist?Posted 5 years ago
A card and day 4 of the plague she gave me.Posted 5 years ago
Anyone else waiting for updates from thepurist?
It’s probably from mrsfry.
Revenge for when thepurist escaped from his/her sex dungeon. 😉Posted 5 years ago
me this morning: “i bought you these flowers and made you some trifle (long story, won’t bore you with it)
her: what?!? Why!?! (look of realisation slowly crosses her face), goes pink, shit…erm later babes
me: Stll waiting…if it’s not epic there will be bloody murder most horrid (again) 👿
I think she’s too scared to come home 😆Posted 5 years ago
emsz!Posted 5 years ago
I wrote a romantic limerick for my Schmoo;
There was a young lady called Schmoo,
Who had one thing that she liked to do
When she played with her fanjo
She strummed like a banjo
But now it’s all broken in two!
That’s me on the sofa thenPosted 5 years ago
I got to pay for the meal we had sat afternoon at the bar where we first met.. cards exchanged today i think i have the moral high ground, which means somethings my fault soon.Posted 5 years ago
We’ve done nothing. I’m away with work, Mrs Grips is ill and has gone to bed straight after the kids.
But then we never do anything for V-day.Posted 5 years ago
A soup maker, wonder if i`m going it alone soon!!Posted 5 years ago
A Chinese takeaway, that I’ve paid for and been to collectPosted 5 years ago
Maybe there is a correlation of events . I dont think I have ever given anyone a Valentines card either.Therefore never receiving one should not come as a surprise
Waves at Emsz , long time , no posts.Posted 5 years ago
My wife bought me a dozen red roses cos I always moan she never buys me flowers when she moans I never buy her flowers. Touche!
I bought her a tirfor 🙂
Edit – I was actually quite chuffed with the flowers!Posted 5 years ago
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