Getting my two out in the morning is like herding cats. This morning:
“Come on! We need to go! We’re going to be late!” (after they’ve been sat consuming what looks like the third course of their breakfast, spread over the last hour of non-uniforn putting on inaction)
“I can’t. I need a bobble for my hair”
“There are bobbles everywhere. I can see at least 6 from here. There’s at least one on every surface”
“Yes, daddy, but none of them are my purple bobble”
At this point I consider arguing the point, in a logical fashion, that a bobble is just a bobble, but decide that this would be a foolish course of action, as it would lead to an in-depth deconstruction of the relative merits of purple, and its huge significance to little Binnerette* number 1’s hair.
Cue another ten minutes searching bedroom for specific purple bobble.
* Cheers for christening them that Molly